So, do you sell liquids or gasses? 🤔

It's 3:45 am, I have a meeting at 8:00, game of thrones streams in 15minutes rick and morty streams immediately after....... Am fucked

Picture of the Day :D

Absolutely hate writing "Just-Get-It-Done" code!

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

Final year of my Comp Sci degree and mum still says I shouldn't study on the computer so much.

Last time I checked a sheet of paper doesn't compile C very well

This is how it feels nowadays

Those designers :-/

My favorite paradox:

What came first, the compiler or the source code?

"We can refactor that later"

Last day of the sprint. Help

When a client gives the app mockups that are clearly designed by a toddler with crayons. And you have to follow it strictly.

#codemode

Last Friday all we did in office

devRant + Pizza + RedBull + Street Fighter V + Silicon Valley S03 E03 and E04

Best day ever 😀😀

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)

That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

When the client comes back with changes...

My boss : you're not qualified enough as web developer...
Me : Need me to learn a new language ?
My boss : you should learn "illustrator"!
Me : you know I'm a front end developer right ?
My boss : yes, Illustrator, ever heard of it?
Me:...

If your office doesn't provide free Coffee, Leave the Company |8

😉😉👍

Dev rant needs dark background with white text

XCode = Expect the unexpected!

Finding a bunch of "else if" instead of "switch"

"Let's mark every issue a high priority so it all gets done faster."

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Jenkins drives me insane sometimes!

When api supports only XML!!!

Anyone else think it's crazy how over engineered it's become to render a website? Why do we need to invent the world everytime??