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full-stack developer
Skills

Python, Java, JavaScript, ansible, angularjs, nodejs, play
Location

ny

Joined devRant on 3/30/2016

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Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

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Web devs get me

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and this is why continuous integration exists

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Fighting an IT guy is lot like fighting a pig in mud. After some time you realise pig likes the mud.

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Just finished setting up bash on Windows 10. I never thought I could be so happy, installed git immediately.

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Found this code back in jQuery 1.9.1. Checked again, and t is still here in jQuery 3.1.0. Suppose it is just in case the values of true and false ever change 😃

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Ever been too busy to rant... Yeah that's me right now. 😕

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You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

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Shouldn't have made the promise to client

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Never trust a developer who’s muscle memory isn’t set up to automatically run `ls` *immediately* after `cd`ing into a directory.

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// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

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Meanwhile, in real life...

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time utilization

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Programmer's Quote

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When the 15min stand-up meeting is 30 mins long

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1==1 story

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You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

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And sometimes, a recruiter's email gets mistaken for an advertisement to have an affair. #itdoesnthurttolook

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- "Hi, it is you who starred my github project?"

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Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

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Less talking... more coding

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If only nodejs, mongodb and stuff are taught in my university instead of goddamn php and mysql

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When a co-worker has a 'multi-screen' desktop. and you find he has a 4:3, a 16:9 and a native laptop screen, all different brands, and none of the screens line up...

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Perfect quote!!

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“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

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6 stages of debugging

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#AndroidDev protip:
1. Dump Android Studio and use Sublime for a week
2. Realize you don't actually know how to write java anymore
3. Cry

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Real programmers count from 0 :D

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Real truth in web developer's life.

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That guy died...

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