Pretty much sums it up.

Today I asked Cortana on my PC
me: Will it rain today?
she: sure thing! opening the app(Will it rain today?) . . . . pop-up saying: search an app in store for this format.

#Microsoft

Yay I fix the error
Oh here comes another one

Lately, I have been seeing more of devJokes than devRant. Even I've got some UDP jokes, but I'm afraid no one might get it.

European Union WhatsApp Group

Leader vs Boss

Error 404. Dead Link.

i dont like it :((

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

The software development process

i can’t fix this

*crisis of confidence*
*questions career*
*questions life*

oh it was a typo, cool

let's call him Richie. Richie doesn't listen in team meetings, does not have any clue of what we are doing and what the important topics are. Richi is hiding between the cars in the parking house to not have to talk to you on the 2min way to the office. Richie is 'done' when he encounters any problems in his work so we have to do it. Yeah, we all love Richie...

i don't like devs who put serialized data into a relational database. guys, do you even know how to relational database? 😭😭😭

git blame

This is how it feels nowadays

When you finally finish your app and have it ready for first release, but when you package it, the app instantly closes when you open it.

Leaked Screenshot of Microsoft's LinkedIn 😀😀
Source : Reddit

Final year of my Comp Sci degree and mum still says I shouldn't study on the computer so much.

Last time I checked a sheet of paper doesn't compile C very well

Is LinkedIn going to ask me to convert to Windows 10 too now?

The struggle is real

Me using CSS to refurbish an old site...

Who all are excited for this years WWDC !?

Writes the DNA of all the species..

Meanwhile, in real life...

2 of the top 20 rants of the day are the same meme? Come on devs, we can do better.

That moment when you have to take over another person's work (coding) , because they go on vacation.

fixing bugs all week, when you think you're finally done and you break the build...

I have a theory:

People who have the longest updates in standup are usually the ones who accomplished the least.

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

About 6 years ago, my boss found out about social media and how he could use it to boost his business. So he created a Facebook page.

A week later he called me to his office and asked me to move the page's profile picture from left to right. I told him this was not possible and was something Facebook doesn't allow us to do.

Next thing I know he started telling me to check and try before I say no, and should never say no as anything was possible.

Obviously, I quit.

most evil thing to do...