A nice shirt for Halloween

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Found this gem today :)

Sexist prick alert!

So wearing my summer dress and generally all dolled up for a massive work summer party I hear from one of the devs from a remote location that "wow, I do not look like a developer" and "I look like I should have things explained to me at a high overview ha-ha-ha" but it was "a compliment" so me getting pissed was "overreacting" and I "should calm down"

Sorry but no.

Please do not ever say anything like that to any female developer, even if you mean it "as a compliment" (that sounds like.. you know.. like you're saying women generally prefer make up to thinking)

That's lame af if you ask me

I just love going through the code review gauntlet doing maintenance work, don’t you?

(“boyscout rule” = “leave it better than you found it”)

Near near 😂😉

Really disgusting

Window XP things 😂

sudo rm rf

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

Haha yes.

I'm tired of such job offers.

Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

New for avatars - emotions! You can now change your facial expression on your avatar to better capture your dev mood! Getting expressions working right turned out to be quite the undertaking due to the ripple effect of the various layers that each expression touched so our total layers just for men ballooned out from 300 layers to 1100. And @dfox re-architecting how layers work to handle the interconnectedness of expression meant tying together facial expression, skin tone, facial hair, and hair color to make sure everything stays in sync. It’s a fun new addition, I hope everyone enjoys!

I also want to apologize for the delay in getting this out, I meant to have this done ages ago but I got thrown a curveball at work and was laid off back in April and have been super stressed running around trying to find a new job for the past 3 months. I figured I’d have more free time to work on devRant, but hunting for work is so exhausting, it’s really taken its toll emotionally and financially (no unemployment benefits because according to my state even though we lose money every month “you’re still a corporate officer”). Things are finally looking promising on the job search front, and I expect once things get back to normal @dfox and I can get our release velocity back up, but until then, please bear with me.

P.S. If you have the resources, we certainly do appreciate your support with devRant++ Your monthly contributions really do make a difference! Thanks all!

I have lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

I've started collecting pictures of my friends!

How that can happen?

We all did that at least one time

Thats how it's Done!!!

xD

I know people who need this!

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

Being a developer is hard

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

The madness!

I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

Gameboard

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.