5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

I used to work with a guy who had 2 PH.Ds, in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering and over 600 patents but I kid you not the guy could not use the coffee machine. Now it's not like this coffee machine was as easy as a Keurig, it was some $20,000 espresso machine that took a while to figure out but I tried teaching him how to use it a few dozen times and still he couldn't get it right. It got to the point where I thought he was faking it so that others would make it for him so I offered him $500 if he could figure it out. Still nope. So for the remaining 2 years we worked together I made him coffee whenever he wanted, 2-4 times a day, and he bought me lunch everyday. Before I left the company I bought him a Keurig so that when I left he'd still have coffee.

I'm not sure 🤔

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

My internet got cut for one night. I had supper with the family. They are actually nice people.

404 romance not found

OW FUCKING GREAT

BEEN CREATING THIS WEBSITE FOR 1 MONTH USING REACTJS. IT'S HALFWAY DONE. NOW THE HIGHER UPS CHANGES THEIR DECISION THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH WORDPRESS.

FUUUUUCCCCKKKK. I'M FUCKING OUT.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

developer vs tester

hahaha 😁

Linux vs Windows

When the robots start to argue back.

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

Perfect😂😂

Priceless 😂😂😂

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

Every damn time.

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Friend : What about a place where you can share images ?
Me : Instagram !
Friend : chatting ?
Me : whatsapp, messenger, etc
Friend : file sharing
Me : Dropbox
Friend : sharing videos ?
Me : youtube
Friend : mail with all above features
Me : google
Friend : I hate my life

Poor Nokia 😂😢

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

We don't care bout warnings! 👾

I'm a developer, not a project manager. Why am I doing project requirements gathering?

I love coming home from classes to get some work done on my setup.
My thought is; if I'm going to be sitting here for hours at a time working, may as well make it a comfortable environment.

teacher (me): for the next session, we will need vagrant, please use the command 'vagrant box add…' before coming to class.

student, one week later: I tried your command, but an error came 'vagrant command not found'

me: did you install vagrant?

student: no... why?

*sigh*

Do you remember this...... Way back, Back into time

What is another name for a computer virus ? 
=> A terminal illness 

A friend just said that "Coding is 90% knowing the theory, and 10% knowing/googling the syntax for a particular language."
Do you agree?

I f*cking hate doing school work on weekends!
I'd rather just code