git everywhere

It's that Christmas time of the year again

How it starts, and how it ends... Every single day.

!rant
What I really like about all these growing startups/platforms like airbnb, netflix etc, is that they open source their cool technologies so that anybody can use them. If you look through their github repos, you can find a lot of cool and interesting stuff and especially it's mostly already battle tested and it works.

Imo this is some really big contribution in turn to the money they make :)

I love the reactions I get when I shout across the room, "Will, you need to Pull!"

Windows servers are a joke. A bad joke.

I feel sorry for people who have to work on them and have that as their profession you never used Linux

If someone came up to me and said we should use a windows server for this I'd laugh in his face and fire him. Seriously. I would.

That's how much I hate them. Got it? Ok good ... I'm calm now 😎

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

This actually happened today

Colleague: Hey man I think there's a problem with my computer.

Me: Alright, I'll check it out.

(I go to his desk and find that his screen was turned off)

Colleague: It just suddenly turned off.

Me: (presses a random key on his keyboard)

(Screen lights up)

When trying to find that one important note you wrote in Notepad++.

JSON Bourne!!!

Well according to this we lazy programmers gona live a lot longer!

The week before project deadline...

Once upon a time...

Welcome to the gang you sticky little sticker. Im glad they made all the way to germany. Thx @dfox

How to get your long time pending payment?

I stopped the website and then client told me that website is not working and asked me to check what's wrong.

Me: Your cloud server has been disturbed by the recent cyclone, and I won't fix that until I get my pending payment.
Got all the pending payment instantly.

I just hate it when an update for an app is available and there's no changelog. Seriously, tell us what this update is about!

Never gets old

I got fired for not making the background of our website blue

That's Right...

I made an ugly website...

That's all

When a client turns on you when it's time to pay... 😑

Let the hate begin 😂😂

People learning to code who seems to have more interest in that their code works than in why it works. Do yourself a favour and learn something you have an interest in.

well, how about that ._.

Whenever I come accross a framework I didn't know about I feel like a little kid openning a Christmas present !

Dance like no one's watching, encrypt like everyone is.

$ git commit -suicide

Well, hello!

When you wear a dev shirt to public places and you know no one can recognize what it is...

My (soon to become ex -) boss thinks "Every problem has an one-liner Javascript solution, that he doesn't have time to write."