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Java, html, CSS, Python, Perl, sql

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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This is way too true.

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Well he did the right thing

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Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

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Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

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My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

joke/meme

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HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

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I have decided to learn how to fix the printer. Because it seems like it is the number one skill in demand..

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When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

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Client: "You literally did what I asked you to do."
Me: ...
Client: "I need you to do it differently."
Me: ಠ_ಠ

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Asked a girl what would she like to eat and gave her two options. She answered "Ok. Let's go".

Error cannot find parameters in line 2

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R: " I'm not hiring him, he use spaces over tabs. "

I fucking love silicon valley

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Well yeah. He is right!

joke/meme joke pun queue

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UI design gone wrong

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PM: Can you finish this in four weeks?
Dev: yeah sure, I can finish that in four weeks
Narrator: the dev could not finish it in four weeks

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"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

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when i merge two files manually

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I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

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When you work your ass off to meet the deadline and once you miraculously make it, the client decides to wait with the launch for a few more weeks.

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My former boss kept insisting "we need deeper fonts!"

Me: do you mean darker?
Boss: no, deeper!
Me: do you want me to make it bold?
Boss: no, deeper!!

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Who else sometimes just deletes the whole project they are working on to start fresh and then it works in one go?

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flash will be flushed

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I get so many programming ideas that I can't get myself to actually write any...

Anyone else who has this?

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That feeling when everyone left the student accomodation already, so the internet speeds are actually decent

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Every. Day.

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The only time I feel alive is when I'm coding

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Made my Day

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Dev rant = a better version of Twitter for developers :D

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Program;
A magic spell cast upon a computer to enable it to turn input into error messages

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Haha lol

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Not today!

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