Who else think this is awesome

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

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Never let your computer know that you are in hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

Time flies,

when your code doesn't work.

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

so true!!

Find the root cause

Meetup guy: "oh, I did some coding too. I can write a bit of html and css"

Me: *in my head* I fucking hate people like you.

Just keep it cool... 😂

... I have no words...

There once was a dev who was a believer,
that the best IDE was Dreamweaver!
He argued with zest,
That drag and drop was best;
So I murdered him to death with a cleaver.

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

italic in real world

I was just trying to fix a "bug" for 2 hours and then found out I only had to "clean" to project..

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

Stackoverflow is down. I'm no longer a developer.

When my code works the first time

there's nothing we can do about that!

Purchasing a new computer these days....

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

😂

programmers bed in night

When you see what is clearly a hacked together prototype running as production code.

Meanwhile, in real life...

Then there are these guys... :p