4000 years later, we are back to the same language

I promise this is my last GDPR rant..

Didn't know that this was even possible? 🤔

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

When your computer freezes!!!

Yes, please ask me 5 times more, if I'm done yet, each time you do, things just magically do themselves

Debating for naming a variable be like**~

"Engineers don't memorize documentation. They know how to use it."

Programming felt insurmountable to me before I started with it. This phrase blew my mind and changed my approach entirely.

You should probably upgrade to an older version

If it works the first time... its broken

Spends hours implementing a really cool new feature.

Feature gets deployed.

Client flags the new feature as a bug :'(

FML

When debugging is successful at the first go !

"Make it work, then make it better."

Get your tests passing. Then refactor to improve it.

"Damn stop programming" lol

"Google it" and "don't be afraid of complex code, someone wrote it" - A fellow student at the time.

Don't work for idiots. There's plenty other jobs out there

It's so frustrating to see how PHP images for Docker are nicely set up, well documented, come with Apache or Nginx, almost ask you to let them pay your bills, while you get almost nothing from Ruby, and when you think you finally made something that works, it behaves like a fucking drunk irish

Stay away from php, no matter what.

2 devs in the office:
- Man, Stackoverflow is down. :/
- Time to take a day off ...

I feel like I have to boot into Linux before making a screenshot of something in order to get more ++ because people love Linux and (most) hate Windows.

IE is crap. Use Firefox.

Amazing that it still applies to this day, except maybe swap Firefox with Chrome, depending on preference.

No one is expert, you just have to start

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"

Money will follow, focus on your skills. - my tech-lead

For any complex project start simple by doing the MVP (minimum viable product) then build on it and change it until it reaches what you want in time.

It worked on my machine.

Please don't

I guess the best advice for me at least is to don't be afraid to ask for help

Why the fuck does YouTube shows me ads about wix and other Website creation Tools? Google you know better then anyone what Job i have and even know that i have a Google play developer account connected with my google account.

Use version control and make backups. #destroyed3weeksofRnD