React native is such a fucking chore to use

How programmers comment their code

Seems legit

This awesome experience from Apple highly encouraged me to read their 80,000,000 word terms and conditions.

My boss thinks once the UI is made , the backend and integration shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes.

I want to kick him on the dark side of his moon

My main working laptop has delete button at the top right corner of keyboard just like the normal rest of keyboards on this planet. But some people think it is boring to be doing thing in consistent manner. And so they made this.

Result is 4 times involuntarily went into sleep mode. Gazillion times I swear I can tear the dick out of that genius who came up with this idea and swirl his brain around using said dick. If it was a girl, I'm gonna shove a durain up her vajayjay.

Oh BTW, both laptops brand is ASUS.

If some yampy bloke ask me bout the origin of my username again imma shove a can of ice cold monster™ energy drink up em ass (: Is it hard to look it up?? (Dont look it up tho, it porn)

So it a funky ass breakbeat/chiptune kinda album. Sod off.

1. Go to office!
2. Make coffee!!
3. Start computer.
4. Get to wo.."Windows must restart in order to install some updates".
4. 3 hours later => "Working on updates 68% n/ Don't turn off your PC. This will take a while."
4. Fuck this, I'm going home.

I miss Linux...

what the fuck!

Interviewer: What is your native language?

Me: Lisp

Interviewer: The programming language?

Me: Yeth

How do I usually make a typo?
10%: I punch a wrong key on the keyboard.
90%: I do everything right and get auto "corrected".

The customer may always be right, but you are not a customer, you are a client. As a client you have come to us because you have no idea what you are talking about. Rarely do you even know what it is you even want. So how can you be right about something you know nothing about. I want you to be happy with the end product; I emotionally need it as it determines how I value myself as a developer. So trust me when I tell you that you are wrong. That is why you are my client. To give you what you never knew you wanted.

When I finish my code I always think: "I am a genius!!"
But when I see the code of my friend...

Debugging explained

Martin Luther King

Debating for naming a variable be like**~

The only reason why I hate material design is because I don't know how to use it.

I wonder if stackoverflow downvoters are here on devrant and can explain all this hate on each and every junior question

Found this on fb.

Angry Developer's advice to fresher

Yes, please ask me 5 times more, if I'm done yet, each time you do, things just magically do themselves

In case of fire...

StackOverflow code.

When you are high on weed

LinkedIn recruiters

"Updating steam" is the new "Update available for Java"