I never use linux, we are entirely on windows everything at work...i'm a .net guy, and all my home stuff is on windows too. But, I have to take a linux class so I got ubuntu going on a virtual box. Prompt for updates comes up (shit, here we go. on a virtual machine with hardly any resources allocated to it no less, better get comfortable). Hit install and it's done before I can even finish shitting my pants in shock at its speed. Seeing all these "linux is better" rants in a slightly different light already, and looking forward to poking around with it

All your cookies are belong to me

That's an interesting name for a company..

Any marvel fan here
Groot -> Root 😂

I like how when you put a device in "Developer Mode", it doesn't complain anymore and lets you do (almost) whatever you want.
I wish there was a "Developer Mode" in society.
Neighbor1:"He's 25 and he has no proper job yet"
Neighbor2:"Oh, he's on developer mode".
Neighbor1:"Ah. Okay."

Random Street Guy1:"Look at her clothes. Kids these days don't have any values".
Random Street Guy2:"Oh, she's on developer mode".
Random Street Guy1:"Ah, Okay."

I fell in love with Vue and Webpack! 😍😍😍
It is such a breeze to work with components and to be able to just change something and have everything instantly recompile and update on the webpage. I am actually enjoying doing the frontend more than the backend which is strange because I am a backend guy 🤣

Just a personal thing (and no clue why) but I can't fucking stand it when people say www. in front of their domains.

Working as a Linux + support engineer, I get quite some calls where people have to give me the domain they're calling about.

"what's the domain if I may ask?"
"oh that's www.theirdomain.com!"

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST SAY THE DOMAIN, WWW. IS *NOT* PART OF IT, IT'S JUST A FUCKING SUBDOMAIN 😤

At least once!

Fun fact. Taco bell runs on windows.

https://javascript.info/ninja-code

Hilarious article on writing “Ninja Code”. Great resource for y’all ninjas out there 😂

But seriously, don't.

This made my day !
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...

Truth.

That feeling when you view your older projects and see how distorted your code was, how much boilerplate code, realize how stupid you were.

Good to see how times have changed.

Anyone use an ultra wide monitor for work? I’m curious what other developers think.

Thx @dfox and @trogus for the stickers!!! The wait was sooo long hahaha

What follows is an email I want to send very badly right now:

RE: please provide new date format

There is no new date format. You have the day and month switched. In the sample you've provided.

You've been getting away with it up til now because the digits were small enough to be either a month or day.

Then, as soon as you hit a snag you immediately gave up and assumed it was me changing things. You came to me before even making a guess what could be wrong.

Learn to fucking troubleshoot PLEASE. I am sick of your lazy shit coming to me with an issue every time you stub your toe. You are professional developers and I am your junior.

A mail I got two days ago started out like this:

"Hello Mr. $myLastname,

I know the Internet Explorer is quite old but we found some errors[...]"

My mind: "NooooOOoOOOO"

They find a lot of weird stuff too, dropdowns, carousels all that major stuff didn't work.

Turns out it was a bug with bootstrap 4.1.0. It's fixed in 4.1.1 and until, release we can use 4.0 just fine.

My feelings in those 15 minutes resemble a sine wave.

The facts are quite accurate

Okay, I know it's nothing and all that, but holy shit please either use british date standards on en_GB systems or use ISO-8601 everywhere. It's really confusing for someone from EU to read American dates..

Me: Let us make this little update to our android app

Google: It looks like you didn't open Android Studio for few days.. Well, ye have to update all the environment.. TATAAA !!!

Server password is Password321 like wtf 😐🤦🤷

I did it #deletefacebook

Linux permissions

Does anyone uses 2FA for slack login?

I hate it when my classmates don't fucking indent their code properly.
IS IT THAT HARD?

Use of Microsoft WebMatrix in 2018

My college teaches us Macromedia Flash, in 2018. :|
That too on a cracked version.

I fucking hate SVN.
Git... I miss you so much it hurts

When you send an email to yourself and Google decide to troll me with their "Magic sauce"

Recruiter: "Ashleigh, I have a client that has asked me to reach out to you. They use really modern tech"
Me: "Oh Yea? What like?"
Recuriter: "es2015 and symfony 2"
Me: "fuck off"