Accurate 😂

javascript...

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

5+7=12

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

credits to @mattiasgeniar

Hahaha 😂😂😂

Poor things!

Best practice!

My life right now

I'm a Pythonist therfore

It all makes sense now...

I'm over here wondering how in the hell this guy can contribute every day like this.

This couldn't be any truer, in our totally flawed education system.

When your code game is strong

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Did you say security?

When I push on the wrong branch

When you look at code you just wrote

Sit down, Alexa. Sit. Down.

Home and Alexa having a lovely chat

Source: imgur

Found this on the internet

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

LOL...

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Why is there no bytecoin? One bytecoin would be 8 Bitcoin.

Downloaded a bitcoin wallet. Now i have two empty wallets.

The end has begun