#1 life lesson learned from coding:
Don't work on projects for the government or any authority EVER!

Xbox controller is better than PS5 controller.

F-U-C-K WINDOWS 11!

This isn't a glitch. This is a ritual.

I failed no nut November on second day :`).

CPU is just a haunted rock. Change my mind.

*spins around in her work chair*

Lost my focuuuuuuuuus! 🙄

black sabbath, fly me away to the skies away from these clowns...

Code works, don't know why 🤷‍♂️

😂😆😂

Today I finally had to write a function for which the most descriptive name is objectively kill_all_children

Happy Independence Day to all Indian mates

!rant
"What's the best browser that doesn't devour all of my HW resources?"

Seriously guys, Opera GX. You can set how much ram and cpu it eats, and it only eats that much. Yes, even to the point of it being unresponsive and laggy, because it keeps itself within the boundaries you set.

Seriously. Regardless of the number of tabs.
Also, it looks nice.

Downsides: You forget WHY it lags sometimes, so you get irritated, but when you remember, the irritation turns to smile.

I am not a paid shill, i'm just a user and I use it primarily and only for that single feature.

Dealing with non-techy people is annoying.
Dealing with non-techy people who THINK they are techy is even worse.

When building a new pc...

!dev

Fuck Russian government. I have nothing else to say.

*attempting to flirt at the bar*
Hey! I'm a full stack developer, so I can do your frontend and your backend

Last day at $JOB.

I rickrolled the entire company.

GG

Me on a tech part of a job interview: "We shouldn't do it this way because it violates separation of concerns!"
Interviewer: *clearly impressed*

Me 2 weeks later: *does exactly what I said that shouldn't be done because I can't be arsed to do it the right way*

How about creating a new programming language named "C slang"

highlights from the language:
1. variable declaration :
by default, all declaration are var, but inorder
to declare a constant, write:
cunt a = 15; // means const a = 15;

2. input and output :
suck(b) // input stored in variable b
spit(b) // output b

3. function declaration:
f**k <function_name>(parameters);

4. null or None will be replaced by sh*t
for example: if(node root == sh*t)....

any other sh**y recommendation will be appreciable

>Have idea
>Create repo
>Never touch it again

It's quite a simple reason, really.

“Have you got anything to drink?”

“Water.”

“I meant something harder?”

“Ice.

I shall forever stay at 13000:

If you ever need to perform CPR, just remember “Two Trucks Having Sex” song by Lemon Demon and stick to the rhythm. It’s 115bpm, just right for CPR.

At the moment of panic, this song will be with you. I know it.

Tall tales...

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Inkjet printers

Any way to block/ignore certain bullshitters? Just blocking the threads is enough.

Note for smartasses: freedom of speech is not equal to having to listen.

Printers come straight from hell!

I visited my grandma. She told me that she has a problem with her printer. I printed something (b/w) and looked at it. It looked really bad. The printer showed an error message saying that there's a problem with the color cartridge. I took it out, put it back in and printed again. It looked perfect. But the message appeared again.
Every time my grandma wants print or copy something (even in black and white) she needs to take out this cartridge, put it back in and pray.

One time I printed something with my paper. I have the right paper for it (A4). The printer scaled it down...
IT PRINTED A VERSION FOR ANTS!
It took several attempts and wasted paper and ink but FINALLY it came out nearly perfect.

Printers are the worst devices I've ever worked with.