Throughout the day I check Google analytics, I do it so much that I have a habit of typing "anal" and hitting enter into chrome and it auto completes,
I accidentally typed it not realising I still had focus on my company Slack chat window. The delete message feature is disabled 😰.

This is how my colleague is making JavaScript object literal.

Enough said.
😐🔫

Good thing I've moved from Yahoo to Outlook 🤓

got a new phone last week, just realized that I didn't re-download devRant!

Hello! 👋

Finally arrived after three months. Thank you. @dfox @trogus

Wasted 45mins interviewing a "developer" who couldn't use git, the command line, CSS preprocessors or task runners. His sites were all template rubbish and he wanted £300($370) per day.

that moment when you decide to become and indie app dev and there are plenty of guides that tell how to be a good indie dev but no guides that teach you how not to get fucked by your own government...

You study PHP, OO, Design Patterns, TDD, Zend Framework, Laravel, AngularJS...

Then you find a job, it's Wordpress...

The beauty of PHP

Can't wait for another 20 years 👏🏼

I give you the evolution of every language and web technology standard

I coded a little js plugin to create a calendar from a given year and month.

What do you guys think? Do you like it?

I'm thinking of extract it from the project and make it open sourced :)

Open up Stack Overflow to pretend I'm being busy. 😅

Building a $1,200 Hackintosh
(by Mike Rundle)

Weekend project 😋🍎⚔️

https://medium.com/swlh/...

Got this from a friend... Had a good laugh on this one.

1. Freelancing as a Rails backend developer
2. Client wants a job to be done in 2 hours
3. -_-

Not even two days in and I'm addicted to devRant. I guess this is my life now. 😎

What were your #FirstSevenLanguages? Mine were:
- C++ 😮
- Python 😊
- Ruby 😉
- Java 🙃
- PHP (ugh that was painful) 😢
- Javascript 😍
- Go 🤔

My grandma saw me programming for one whole day and she started to rant.

Grandma: "She's been sitting all day infront of her computer doing computer stuff! Electricity bill's getting higher!"
Mum: "Well at least she's not out late at night getting drunk and partying!"
Grandma: "Computer girl"

GOT THE JOB

Found this on reddit today

Finally I realized that PHP means 'Programmers Hate Programming '.

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

this shit happens 😑 😂 😝 😛

Last day at my current job.

It feels like my soul has left but my body is trapped in the office until the end of the day 😂

Swift changes syntax again! Apple is treating their language like an Apple product. Why can't they decide? What's that? you have a project? Goodluck converting your code when we decide to change everything ;)

Picture of the Day :D

Perfect quote!!

@localhost as promised ☺☺ My home setup😊😊

All JavaScript developers will understand :|