I know people who need this!

Fellow devs can understand...

apparently, pair programming means one writing the code and the other cracking jokes

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

A must wear hat while programming!!

ಠ_ಠ

That's fucking evil 😈 😈 😈

This cracked me up...😂😂

Snap!!

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

Poor Adam.😂😂😂

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

living dangerously!

Take all my money && give me this
T-shirt.

Did anyone reach this black background? (score > 800)
Are there any more levels? I didn't try.

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

How I explain web development to non-tech people :/

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

God Backup..

so true!!

There's goes the documentation

project deadline already set in stone, but you still ask how long it's going to take?

"How long will it take to finish by Friday?"

fml.

My boss: "Do you ever like, not be on the computer?"

Me: " it's my job"

Boss: "oh shit you right. My bad"

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

there's nothing we can do about that!

What is the diff between our product and Google/Apple... Nice Pic...

Switching from development to production