I wonder how many users are in the elite club with white tigers as pets in their avatars

Yup, that's me..

Trying to develop Java applications in Windows...

sed s/Java applications/anything/g

'sed' is not recognized as internal or external command, operable program or batch file

*sigh*

True shit

How it's like when having a great product idea.

Wait. Say what Google Chrome? I can't use the .zip extension? Instead I have to use the .zip extension? What?

Visual Studio sucks.
Atom sucks.
Sublime Text sucks.

Windows Movie Maker is the real editor for code.

Reading other people's code.

Something which I felt inspirational.. As a programmer or as a Human being, it's our duty to teach others what we know well !
(My Personal opinion)

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

When you are deep into coding😉😉

Don't trust autosave ( -_-)

A Programmer nurse 😂😁

😱😱😱...

Never tired to say to them...

When you accidently open the bios menu on your smart watch when you're just trying to turn it back on 😂

Well... Yeah... that can be a way of doing it. But really?

Senior developer fixing an issue

When you try finding a segfault...

If I had a dev superpower it would be the ability to generate 3D printed objects at will so I could have more cool shit on my desktop.

🤡🤡🤡

Hey guys...this is my current Ubuntu GNOME desktop . What do you guys think ???

Finally reached it

Best volume control

If (Date.isDate(5th of june) {
Me.celebrateBirthday();
}

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Gary's a prick

Finally installed Ubuntu and successfully configured the wifi setting, any package I should install?

That moment when You finish day of coding on such satisfying line number

Not sure if someone posted already. :-)