Oh sh*t

I was going to be very productive today.

My current 100kbs speed is making that any command entered into an ssh session has a delay of about 10-20 seconds.

My patience is being tested at some very high level right now.

Just me, explaining how my code works.

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

In love with Windows' self-expression features!

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

#mindhacks 😎

I like my new USB enter key.

This one isn't so much a rant but a short story about how small the world is.

Basically, I am a college student and I've fallen into the "Thinkpad Hipster" Group, more specifically the guy who runs Linux ( Arch, in this case ) learns some mostly irrelevant language, in this case Haskell, which while useful isn't really relevant in the modern world.

So this is where the story begins, I am sitting on the train to college and I am reading through a book on Haskell on my X240, so all is fine, when I notice some guy sitting in front of me who looks like an older version of me, I then notice that he's also using a Thinkpad, now I'm curious as to which, because I love the laptops, I see he has an X240 Aswell, oh, sweet, eventually he gets up to go to the toilet and looks over my shoulder at my laptop screen and sees that I'm learning haskell, when he comes back he begins to try and help me, which I was surprised at because so few people would know the language, when he showed me his laptop he was running almost the same setup as me, it was similar to a "Glitch in the Matrix" Moment, I truly didn't expect anyone to be running near the exact same stuff as me, look so similar and also be in the same area as me, that made my day knowing that some people also do the same stuff as me.

7 red lines, all perpendicular to each other, some drawn with green or transparent ink.

Last hour of my job today:

Hardstyle blasting out of the speakers at full volume

Everyone drinking a beer

Boss coming in with "Fuck this shit we're gonna game!"

This is what I call a good end of the work week 😍

FUUUCK! AAARRRGGGHH!
My colleague just typed 20/20 in a calculator😨 and he didn't believe me when I insisted that it was 1😭

I found the rig of the year.

You know the feeling when you deliver exactly what the requirement was and there were no more iterations and changes to those requirements after that??

No..?? Me neither..

Who is capable of?

Who the fuck had the idea to deliver the driver for an external optical drive on a DVD?!

Hell no!

Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

Hot fix of a production bug!

Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

First rant
No idea what I'm doing.
30y.o. and I'm learning Ruby On Rails in order to switch from my current job in finance to Web development. Let's see what happens next.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Angular Y U du dis to me

When code is more important than life

I just saw this rant: https://devrant.io/rants/841846/ which gave me flashbacks of my first programming class using C#.

Our professor made us write for the whole semester our code using a pen and paper (for tests).

Her grading was "easy." She would write the code in the computer exactly as we wrote it. If it compiles, you got an A, if not, you got an F.

The average test would take at least 5 pages...

Overall it was an interesting class, and I have to admit that I learned a lot.

The iPhone X is in Germany so expensive that it would be cheaper to fly to the U.S. stay there for one or two days and buy it there.

So, do you sell liquids or gasses? 🤔

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

Mr Sys Admin or Mr Admin Sys