Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

The laziest thing I've done was during an internship:
We had to open big table files in a special software, click on some buttons and then save it. Each step took 1-5 minutes untilnwe could proceed with a click on the next button. So I wrote a click script, predefined the mouse positions and run it all day. This was able to run for 1 hour straight with no human action needed, so I started using the new sparetime for more interesting stuff: Gaming.

Okey this made my day. Laravel Nova officially uses my open-source library vue-toasted ❤️😍😍😍

I am the operating system😂😂!!

Yesterday: "This fucking logic makes no sense. I can't work this shit out!"

Today (first look at the problem): "Oh... I think if I do this and this... Yeap, that'd work"

I love fresh brain thoughts in the morning.

Can't sleep

I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

23% renegades... found this nice survey by jetbrains today: https://jetbrains.com/research/...

This is so mean

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At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

THEY DID IT!!!! THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!
GITHUB FINALLY ADDED THIS FUCKING BUTTON!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 😱😱😱😱

Especially windows

Why do people say that PHP sucks and at the same time use Javascript? I call that being a hypocrite.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Let's start a meme chain boys

https://devrant.io/rants/725364/...

Fucking mongodb... the name is really fitting "mongol db"..
I get that a NoSQL db can be very useful but holy crap mongodb is shit..

Even better is the security.. holy shit it's insecure..

"Just use the configuration to only allow 127.0.0.1" stfu that shit apparently doesn't work on fucking centos..

And yes my customer did get hacked
And yes they did blame me
And yes I did have a backup

1. Get error message
2. Google error message
3. Paste Stack Overflow answer
4. GOTO 1

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

The bugs have learned to hide

Team lead dismisses my request for promotion to senior, "need more experience", 3 hours later get job offer for senior position

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

Found this gem in our production code today

King of operating systems 👑

How will you call your kid?

Before starting to program I was impatient with the progress of technology, now that i've started learning to program I'm intimidated by the progress in the tech industry.

My handwriting is so bad... That it is now being used as a Captcha.!

When you fix a bug in half of the estimated time:

Ahh, that dev will go to heaven!

Living in the middle east be like