"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Mechanical Calculator, 1936. The technology marvel of it's time.

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Busted

Our website doesn't look the same on phone and desktop.

Please remove responsivness.

Last hour of my job today:

Hardstyle blasting out of the speakers at full volume

Everyone drinking a beer

Boss coming in with "Fuck this shit we're gonna game!"

This is what I call a good end of the work week 😍

So WPA2 has been broken.
That's quite a bad news coming so shortly after the BlueBourne vulnerability was discovered

Read more here if interested:
https://www.krackattacks.com/

Lifehack of the day. Hope this works for ads too

I found the rig of the year.

More proof of computer scientists not wanting to bother with CSS. Guys this is might be the secret to becoming pro. Keep it Simple Stupid (KISS). That's the creator of C++ website btw.

When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)

5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

Why always 9? Feeling sad with Office 2009 and two others

So every Pågatåg has a name of a Swedish celeberty, and I saw this at the station today. 🤔

Elon Musk is building on new, rocket like transportation technology to travel to any part of the planet in half hour. Also should cost same as aircrafts today.

This is man modern day "Thinker"

Who is capable of?

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

thus my power grows >:)

Just discovered that our student housing rental portal transmits our password in plaintext.

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK

Sums up everything! :)

After a year and 9 months as a security intern, I've been offered a full time position!

Good doggo

He's got a valid point

Give that guy a cookie.....

Hackers are ready...

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

I'd be really happy :)

The moment an other team couldn't deliver for a deadline. CEO came to me, gave me 50 bucks told me to get a pizza and some hash and just work the night and deliver the damn app. So I did. Got a week holiday for free in return. One of the best guys I worked for.

> Comments are there only for you, please delete them before pushing your code.

I want to kill everyone who suggests that, slaughter them like animals!