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Web developer
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PHP, Python, Golang, bash, Linux Mint
Location

Germany
Website

https://hemk.es
Github

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Joined devRant on 11/8/2016

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I HATE CORS I HATE CORS

rant html web js

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Font Awesome. Stop changing the format. 10 changes/page refreshes and I still don't have the fucking icon. what is it? fa fas or fa-solid or fucking what now?... make your fucking mind up!

What is it with companies that get super popular through crowd funding and then just end up annoying?

Your tagging system sucks too. Finding relevant icons could be much better with underlying tags.

rant

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I'm getting tired of coding. Not really the coding part, the dealing with people who tell me what to code and why part. Sort of considering making a move into a scrum master or PM role just so I can get fired when I say "No, we're not changing everything they've been working on in the middle of the sprint" or maybe "Yeah, no we're not going to put in a bunch of tickets to change the UI/UX without first talking to the designers, because that's what they do. Yes, I realize we aren't Facebook, but do you realize we "compete" with them because a huge number of people will compare our usability to theirs? (even if just subconsciously)"

random

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Me in 1996:

<html>
<head>
<body>My first website! I'm gonna be a website developer!</body>
</head>
</html>

Me in 2021: I have no idea what all that stuff in Node is for. All I know is that my boss says I need Node and gulp to compile this website to add a comma to a paragraph on a page for this client.

gulp

*a metric ton of errors appears*

@%#$!

rant node gulp

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Well-written source code is beautiful.
Ugly stuff should be re-written.

rant style

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How men select clothes:
stack.pop()

How women select clothes:
Elasticsearch.search()

joke/meme

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Friend's site, mail verification, nextcloud etc. all went down...
Checked all his servers, all his configs and what not... Just to realize the moron forgot to pay his bills (so his domain expired)...

rant domain pay your bills

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Fuck you haters, I'm not dying of corona so PHP dies with it.

PHP is an amazing language. It has evolved nicely has almost all high performing functionally you need build in. Has a good package manager eco system. It's insanely fast (since 7.0, older versions where just fast with opcache).
Most of the called out inconsistencies are actually because it is consistently following C/POSIX equivalent or people that don't understand dynamic typing (it doesn't mean any shit will stick).

https://awesomeopensource.com/proje...
Fuck off with your JS backend solution because it's faster...

This is a big thanks to all the amazing members of the PHP community that worked hard to make PHP the great language it is today!!!

rant php backlash

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14

Current programming experience: Looking at the API Docs, and crying

rant js

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Message from God to Python developers

undefined python

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2

how do I change my password?

rant security

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13

I HATE NETBEANS.
Why the fuck is it's interface so out of date.
I just had to increase its font size and took me half an hour just to find the option to do that.

rant netbeans

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Oh my dog, why?

rant wtf stupid js

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Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

rant

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When learning new tech, it takes me forever to get the environment/dependencies setup because of the million different errors I get.

Am I just too dumb to follow installation instructions?

random rant wk207

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Every developer saying php sucks or php is dead developer

joke/meme

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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

rant you can't see this

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Just decided to revive my old, dead and unappreciated project. Even bought a domain for it. So hyped!

...why am I doing this?

rant what is wrong with me long dead project

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FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service):
https://www.foaas.com/

I think it's pretty obvious why.

rant wk184

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cant control my laugh hahah.....

joke/meme c++ dumbass

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makes sense

joke/meme

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"Fatal Error"
Exceptions? No, let's just halt the entire program.

Apparently a CS professor wrote this code.

"Needed to keep the compiler happy"

rant java

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Top 3 worst events in human history

3. Black death
2. World war 2
1. The advent of JavaScript

Some say we could have colonized mars by now if not for the number of years society has been (and still is being) set back by this atrocious pile of slug

rant js

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Placeholder text

joke/meme

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code review

rant code review

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And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

rant friday node javascript web development web git

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##Real fuckening STORY##
Angry client: this feature is not working like we discussed !

Me: it is.. *giving some explanation*

Client : no, this is not the right way

Me: But this is what we documented while gathering requirements, and YOU signed in the documentation..

Client : that long document? you don't expect me to read all of that talk just for this simple feature..

Me inside: *killing him 5 times in 5 different ways

rant client documentation project

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That day of the year again.. Happy New year everyone!

rant 2018

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When I still studied, quite some people found me paranoid.

One of my friends started whispering 'NSA is watching' whenever he walked by me and after a while, whenever any of my friends were near me AND near a camera or whatsoever, they all whispered that same phrase.

Then I thought fuck it and just joined with whispering that. So throughout the whole day everyone would whisper that around me and I just participated 😆

rant they're watching big brother

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I was suppose to review this code.

if (null != value) {
return value;
} else {
return null;
}

rant java null wk72 if else

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