:D sorry, I don’t know who’s author

A handy linux tutorial for whom cares!

Made my day 😂😂

Best 404 page I have ever seen 😊

https://acm.illinois.edu/404

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Oh shit

Well played Google Assistant...

Source:- Reddit

Ranters this week

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04

Eternal confusion.

Found this in the underground going home from work

That feeling...

Avast. :/

Choosing programming language nowadays is more like investing in the stock market

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

I guess I'll just change my dad then...

A ten minute task can be finished in a minute when you think in the toilet.

Proven by experience

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

Many can relate. 🤔

I can throw an exception further than anyone else...
Just saying

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

"Work for me", client said, "I won't pay you but you will get some reputations for working with us" he added.

"Sorry, my body can't digest reputation", I replied.

The guy who did android dev before me in the company i work for, didn't get paid for 2 months, so he moved all the project files he worked on to an empty partition and locked the drive with Windows' BitLocker. He didn't give the password until he was fully paid. I kinda respect that guy.

I'm thinking about buying a Mac

My coworker left his Windows 10 system unlocked today.

Me:

1. Print screen on desktop
2. Saves the image
3. Sets image as wallpaper
4. Hides desktop icons
5. Changes taskbar alignment to the right and enables auto hide.
6. 🤣🤣🤣

My shower renders temperature as a boolean. 😩

BAM! It's official. The Dutch people have voted against the new surveillance law!

It's about 49 percent against vs 46 percent in favor and the other part voted blank.

I'm happy as fuck!

The only thing hard about working with Git is working with people who don't know Git

I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
-cursor