One of the coolest good bye message I have ever seen in my company...

The code is so clean with proper comments...

You'll only get this if you're an Indian. 😛

Is it just me who looks forward to long weekend but when it's actually here, gets bored after 2 days and now looks forward to get back to work?
Or have I lost it?

Everybody is talking about react, angular, Vue etc, and here I am, fixing ie7-8 website compatibility for a financial-bank institution.

I code, watch Big Bang Theory, sip coffee, and code again. I never leave the doorsteps except for my classes. Some say my life is sad.

Is it? Anyone out there like this?

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Taking a 25-minute power nap...

Woke up after 4 hours (@_@)

Happy New Year

Form India

Make let not var.