Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

8 deadlines, 2 people, 1 day before the holidays

And we managed it all! 🥳🥳🥳

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

I was contacted by a recruiter for a job in company where I am already employed.

🤷‍♂️

It's those annoying bugs that keep you employed, not your university degree

Designer: can we put the popup at the top of the screen?

Me: You mean op top of the navigation?

Designer: Yeah.

Me: I sure can. Would be stupid to block off the site navigation with a popup, but definately possible.

Designer: Cool, let me know when done!

Me: ....

Me: I am done.

Designer: Well now I can't click on the navigation anymore.

Me: That's correct. Let me know when you want to change it again.

My classmate is a real SAVAGE!!

He (team leader) and his team participated in hackathons several times and kept losing.
He noticed something common about winning team, majority of those team members were women, even if they were non technical and their project was pure bs, they were winning in the name of women empowerment.

This time he came out with a plan, he fired his boys and invited women into his team, and even made one girl the team leader.
Result? HE WON!!!
NOT ONE BUT THREE HACKATHONS BACK TO BACK

AND

His so called women team was invited by Google to pitch their startup idea.

Now, if they gets funding, he's gonna kick out these women and bring back his teammates

If I get corona virus I am getting COVID-20. COVID-19 is just sooooo last year...

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

This is so mean

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

UI design gone wrong

Who else think this is awesome

Ahhh DDoS attacks

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080