Toolbars d horror :P :D...

You know you have to go to sleep when f.lux start turning to daylight

#foreveralone 😓

Don't tell me how to live my life!

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

git blame

Leaked Screenshot of Microsoft's LinkedIn 😀😀
Source : Reddit

I had no idea that devs liked stickers so much.

Best complaint from roomate : "I have to go to e3 for work tomorrow"

Starvation!!!!

Sometimes I go ridiculously hardball on my comments in order to gain a better understanding of what I'm trying to accomplish

fuck guys my boss is on devrant.

When you've been too busy to keep up to date with the code and finally look at what the the junior dev has produced

Coolest project? Well, one time I had to take a dump while I was coding so I took the computer to the toilet with me and that was pretty exciting

Haven't seen this one in here. Made me laugh quite a bit :D

When the stupidest people on the planet move in next to you and burn nearly everything you own to the ground...and don't even have the courtesy to wake you up before getting out of the building themselves.

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

It took a while ... but I found the bug

I swear, once I called in sick just so that I could finish coding a feature without distractions( like pings and shit)

You know you're obsessed with your current codebase when you work on it until 8am the previous night, and are then annoyed at the inconvenience of not being able to work on it because you have to attend a party hosted by another dev, which you know will actually be fun

How weird. When I upvote a Rant the tags disappear. Hmmm

This is my setup, just missing my devRant stickers!

Sending a well typed professional email to your boss, but receiving a:

Sure thing

Dave

Sent from my iPhone

When you +1 a rant with 99 upvotes so the user can receive the devRant squishy ball.

when the computer freezes 5 minutes before an important demo

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

I'm recruiting a new dev to my team, and that just happened.

Are there many people out there like me who don't subscribe to the whole "software to help you write software" malarkey? Resharper being a big one where I work!

Just give me a nice lean code editor.

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati