I usually don't post such things, but the Flat Earth Society just replied to @iamdevloper on Twitter!
What a legend haha

10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations:

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(found on twitter by @iamdevloper 😂)

>we increased new releases to once a day
> wow, how'd you do that?
> fired the QA team

Credit - @iamdevloper✓

When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

"I am a fucking idiot"

These words ring loud when I'm stuck on a bug and the fix is so simple that I can't help but hate myself lol 😅

Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support.

Credit: @iamdevloper

Lesson Learned

I find myself taking more and more bathroom breaks to go sit on devRant

When your rants are so shitty that sticker posts surpass them in points 😂😂

#280characters

almost enough to do Hello World in Java

Trying to explain to your S/O why a particular snippet of code is so fucking sexy and exciting -- then you get the "WTF are you talking about? 😐"

Ask Me Later

My desk is organized for me. I know where everything is. You don't need to understand my desk because you don't sit at it for 8 hours a day.

Thinking of a personal project to do is difficult for me 😐

What was your moment of realization that you picked the right profession?

I didn't grow up building computers or loving code... I was a lazy piece of shit until I hit college when I finally got my act together (a late start, if you will).

My moment of realization happened when I was asked to rewrite an old C program to blacklist IPs of "hacked" emails based on email logs. I was the only one in the office who could read C, so it was kind of a spotlight moment for me lol. Anyways, the script I wrote to replace it turned out to catch more cases than the original script. We kicked it back to our email filtering service since they allowed us access to the source code and they were impressed. That was my moment for knowing I'm I'm the right industry 🙃

A few web service related searches and Google thinks you're a bot 😂

IDE giving me warnings but no errors

When QA finds a bug when it's almost pushed to production...

Finding code like this makes me feel good about my code 😅

Getting interviews after college ...

How to demo in front of the customer

When the company you've been interning at can't bring you on full time because they don't have enough resources (i.e. money) even though they gave the impression you would be.

Let the job search begin!

Sometimes I get distracted because of a very technical joke that I don't get initially, but am determined to understand.

4,000 Wikipedia articles later, I understand the joke and now know the history of the pushpin (or some other off the rails object)

What do your pages need?

Talking cool app ideas with your fellow devs at work instead of actually working because your work is done ✔

I spend so much time debugging because the previous developer has empty catch blocks everywhere in the code base.

some things never change

Jumpshot44 and localhost, you guys are my favorite since joining devRant 😆

The cubicle next to me keeps count of how many "WTF"s I say each day. It's pretty close to the number of "Fuck You"s (good or bad).

If you had to pick 1 language as your favorite what would it be? Completely subjective here folks.

Java for me ☕

What I think the code does when I fix a bug but 20 other things break. Fucking bastard.

When you have all the takeout menus so everyone has to bother you all the time

I'm at the fork in the road where I can go .Net or everything else 🤔

I am now a certified devloper🤣😂

The sounds coming from the support department remind me of a bunch of high schoolers:

Crying, Yelling, and Bitching about everything under the sun.

If you hate your job so much, GTFO 🤔

My bosses ringtone is the Meow-mix song...

My background fits well 😺

You have to understand why the bug exists before fixing it. Covering it up hides the symptoms -- IT DOESN'T FIX THE BUG.

How it hurts when @iamdevloper on Twitter constantly wants to make funny joke but no one laughs...

Constantly torn between editing live and taking the time to edit in dev, then push live.

fast/risky or slow/safe

I'll take the red pill please.

I'm about to finish college and can't decide if the small company with less pay but good work environment is better than the corporation with better pay but more bureaucratic BS (or so I've heard). What does devRant prefer?

SOS

Maybe devRant still has issues, I swear I've seen this post about 6 posts ago. Oh, it's a repost...

Go to "rms.sexy" and thank me later