The state of the web in 2020:
discussion sites as a medium are dying. chalk that up to censorship.

reddit is an echochamber. twitter is mostly a marketing platform disguised as (anti)social media. instagram is a self promotion/wannabe eceleb site, and youtube is the new hollywood..quickly becoming irrelevant.

facebook is where I (dont) go to (totally not) ignore all the people important to me.

and email is where I go to send letters bordering on hatespeech to my various local and federal "representatives", in between borderline cyberbullying people stupid enough not to automate their spam marketing in 2020. or talking to left/right self-help grifters about the state of society.

in the grim dark future of 2020, the last bastion of intelligent conversation, free speech, and civility, the one shining icon of hope in a dark world..
is the comment section of pornhub videos where a women got stuck under a bed for the 50,000th time. And all I can think is "wow I never knew how easy it was to get trapped under a bed. They should look into fixing this safety hazard."

newsmedia has jumped so many sharks, the fonz now spins in his grave so fast we could hook him up to a generator. meanwhile people hide in their homes for a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know if you even have it.

while ever more car commercials
are released, set to somber but hopeful piano music to the tune of "in this time of social distancing its important to stay close even when we're apart."

Im beginning to think media has become a poison on society, both television and the internet, and like an ersatz cargo cultist worshipping the great-charles- manson-in-the-sky we should all take a page from the unabomber and smash our televisions with hammers before going outside and sawing down the telephone polls.

I jest of course. But there is no denying the inherent appeal of moving from the unsettling uncertainty of complex societies, driven by expertly manipulated fear cycles, to the beatitude-esque simplicty of pastoral protestant style living, sans witch burning and shoe buckles.

And against the reckoning of utopians who are still fresh from the womb as it were, wet behind the ears and smelling of their mother's pussy, I reject the notion that "up" is a synonym for "forward."
Were it the case, every drinking binge, followed by throwing up, would bring us, with each vomitting, one step closer to heaven. Rather the state of affairs is what it is, and what it is, like most of nature, is a cruel master and a harsh teacher. And while we may binge on digital delusions of grandeur and a greater society, rest easy in the nihilistic and sobering thought that we are little more than 200,000 year old cave men wielding magic bricks, and atomic bombs.

..where water flows more readily from metal tubes in our houses than it does from the nile. where food comes to our door at little more than our beck and call.
where we may bath, and sleep, and *shit*, cleanly, comfortably, and safely, wrapped in the (failing) bubble of delusion we all tenaciously grasp collectively, the thing we call "civilization".

an empire of needful things, wanton and fragile.

if we have not gone mad from boredom, I have no doubt we one day will.

it becomes more and more obvious to me every day, had war never existed, it would have been necessary for man to invent it just to have something to do, that didnt include farming, fucking, or building.

And so enters "political idealogy."

How would we ever have enemies if we were allowed to speak our piece instead of being given the means (and reflex dogwhistle training) to silence and destroy one another?

give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank. give a man a bank, he'll rob the world.
give him a media empire or a tech platform, and he'll lie about the theft and convince one half of millions of lemmings to hate all the other lemmings.

I don't know if I'm being pranked or not, but I work with my boss and he has the strangest way of doing things.
- Only use PHP
- Keep error_reporting off (for development), Site cannot function if they are on.
- 20,000 lines of functions in a single file, 50% of which was unused, mostly repeated code that could have been reduced massively.
- Zero Code Comments
- Inconsistent variable names, function names, file names -- I was literally project searching for months to find things.
- There is nothing close to a normalized SQL Database, column ID names can't even stay consistent.
- Every query is done with a mysqli wrapper to use legacy mysql functions.
- Most used function is to escape stirngs
- Type-hinting is too strict for the code.
- Most files packed with Inline CSS, JavaScript and PHP - we don't want to use an external file otherwise we'd have to open two of them.
- Do not use a package manger composer because he doesn't have it installed.. Though I told him it's easy on any platform and I'll explain it.
- He downloads a few composer packages he likes and drag/drop them into random folder.
- Uses $_GET to set values and pass them around like a message contianer.
- One file is 6000 lines which is a giant if statement with somewhere close to 7 levels deep of recursion.
- Never removes his old code that bloats things.
- Has functions from a decade ago he would like to save to use some day. Just regular, plain old, PHP functions.
- Always wants to build things from scratch, and re-using a lot of his code that is honestly a weird way of doing almost everything.
- Using CodeIntel, Mess Detectors, Error Detectors is not good or useful.
- Would not deploy to production through any tool I setup, though I was told to. Instead he wrote bash scripts that still make me nervous.
- Often tells me to make something modern/great (reinventing a wheel) and then ends up saying, "I think I'd do it this way... Referes to his code 5 years ago".
- Using isset() breaks things.
- Tens of thousands of undefined variables exist because arrays are creates like $this[][][] = 5;
- Understanding the naming of functions required me to write several documents.
- I had to use #region tags to find places in the code quicker since a router was about 2000 lines of if else statements.
- I used Todo Bookmark extensions in VSCode to mark and flag everything that's a bug.
- Gets upset if I add anything to .gitignore; I tried to tell him it ignores files we don't want, he is though it deleted them for a while.
- He would rather explain every line of code in a mammoth project that follows no human known patterns, includes files that overwrite global scope variables and wants has me do the documentation.
- Open to ideas but when I bring them up such as - This is what most standards suggest, here's a literal example of exactly what you want but easier - He will passively decide against it and end up working on tedious things not very necessary for project release dates.
- On another project I try to write code but he wants to go over every single nook and cranny and stay on the phone the entire day as I watch his screen and Im trying to code.

I would like us all to do well but I do not consider him a programmer but a script-whippersnapper. I find myself trying to to debate the most basic of things (you shouldnt 777 every file), and I need all kinds of evidence before he will do something about it. We need "security" and all kinds of buzz words but I'm scared to death of this code. After several months its a nice place to work but I am convinced I'm being pranked or my boss has very little idea what he's doing. I've worked in a lot of disasters but nothing like this.

We are building an API, I could use something open source to help with anything from validations, routing, ACL but he ends up reinventing the wheel. I have never worked so slow, hindered and baffled at how I am supposed to build anything - nothing is stable, tested, and rarely logical. I suggested many things but he would rather have small talk and reason his way into using things he made.

I could fhave this project 50% done i a Node API i two weeks, pretty fast in a PHP or Python one, but we for reasons I have no idea would rather go slow and literally "build a framework". Two knuckleheads are going to build a PHP REST framework and compete with tested, tried and true open source tools by tens of millions?

I just wanted to rant because this drives me crazy. I have so much stress my neck and shoulder seems like a nerve is pinched. I don't understand what any of this means. I've never met someone who was wrong about so many things but believed they were right. I just don't know what to say so often on call I just say, 'uhh..'. It's like nothing anyone or any authority says matters, I don't know why he asks anything he's going to do things one way, a hard way, only that he can decipher. He's an owner, he's not worried about job security.

So here's a rant I never thought I'd write.

I'm pretty happy with my current job. I'm working for a small non-tech business where I'm making a complete solution by myself. It's pretty chill just coding away all day and being my own project owner and manager.

The iffiest aspect is that my boss(es) don't know what (or if) I'm working on when I'm implementing a vital logging system, fixing bugs that cropped up due to implementing necessary, baseline security, and so on. They see a login page and figure the entire project is shippable, and when the login breaks because I'm configuring the wsgi for https the reaction is "it worked, why mess with it; just put it how it was". But I digress.

Today I got a job offer with a pay increase that made me exclaim "are you fucking serious" irl, in a business with a more professional environment consisting of senior devs, and with benefits I had never heard of.

I can't not accept, but that means just legacying the entire project I'm working on here. They'd basically be left with nothing after shelling out wages for me for these few months. Keep in mind this is a fairly small business who debated if they could afford this to begin with.

Disregarding whether they are willing/able to make it hard for me to leave, it stabs me in my scrubby dev soul to up and leave on a personal level.

They had a 3d printer at the other place though.

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There was a war. We lived in a leftist camp inside an abandoned railway station. The only thing that could break the siege was BLA

[dream fragment lost]

So they lined us up. There were ten of us.
— Do you want the leftist future?
— No…, they made me say.
— Do you love capitalism?
— Yes…, they made me say.
— Ты готова присниться?, they asked my female comrade ("are you ready to come to our soldiers in their dreams to support them?")
— Yes.
— Ты готов расшибиться?, they asked me ("are you ready to work your ass off, dying in the process if necessary?". It also makes a perfect rhyme with the previous Russian sentence)
— Yes.
Then, they tied our hands and hung us onto a rack. They doused us with gasoline.
— Look. Czechoslovakia had Jan Palach. We have ten Jan Palachs now!
They set us on fire. I feel an unimaginable pain. I wake up for ten minutes.
When I fell asleep again, I found out I survived. But, my body underwent modifications: first, I now had a vinyl shell instead of my skin. Underneath it were raw muscles. Second, I no longer had vocal cords. I no longer had voice.
In this world, we were slaves ("Тяговые люди") ruled by BLA. There were no prisons. Instead, there were only two punishments: the "light" one and the "heavy" one. First one is your shell getting ripped off. You die in around 20 minutes of agonizing pain, like mink that is skinned alive in Chinese leather tanneries. But, compared to the second one, that was a slap on the wrist.
The "heavy" punishment was them injecting you with "The Ferment". Immediately, your mind is altered into total obedience. Then, your body begins to turn into corpse juice. To outside observers, you die in 30 days. But for you, it feels like forever, as time speeds up indefinitely, and you're drifting into endless sorrow. When you die, no one notices, as your shell is still there. But instead of you, there's now nothing but corpse juice inside.

I now worked in some location that resembled Duke Nukem 3D's first map. My job was to remove those plastic shells. I had no bottom — it was replaced with a concrete cube that felt pain just like damaged tooth enamel does. An endless queue of shells moved in front of me. I had to remove their shells, to peel them off like vinyl.
Some people were alive underneath. They still had their skin. They thanked me, smile at me and wander away.
Some of them were alive, but had no skin. That means I was the one to execute a "light" punishment on them.
Some of them weren't there. I pop the shell open, and it deflates as corpse juice pours out.

One of my previous dreams was the following:
"— We arrange surgeries when in-person interventions are _not recommended_.
— So…, — I press the pause button on the handrail.
— The perfect maiden. Inside a plastic shell. 80 years old underneath."

Now I understand it. The first speaker was a BLA researcher. "I" was an investor. The "perfect maiden" was me, but way in the future from my today's dream. It all fits together.
Now, here's the discovered part of kiki universe so far:
- rotten meat house
- swine gray gel battleground
- horizontal elevators network
- united paper island
- baseball bat nightclub
- anxiety-inducing multidimensional pizzeria
- NEW! BLA headquarters
- NEW! demilitarized burning ground abandoned train station
- NEW! Duke Nukem 3D people skinning ground

YGGG IM SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT.

Register allocation pretty much done: you can still juggle registers manually if you want, but you don't have to -- declaring a variable and using it as operand instead of a register is implicitly telling the compiler to handle it for you.

Whats more, spilling to stack is done automatically, keeping track of whether a value is or isnt required so its only done when absolutely necessary. And variables are handled differently depending on wheter they are input, output, or both, so we can eliminate making redundant copies in some cases.

Its a thing of beauty, defenestrating the difficult aspects of assembly, while still writting pure assembly... well, for the most part. There's some C-like sugar that's just too convenient for me not to include.

(x,y)=*F arg0,argN. This piece of shit is the distillation of my very profound meditations on fuckerous thoughtlessness, so let me break it down:

- (x,y)=; fuck you in the ass I can return as many values as I want. You dont need the parens if theres only a single return.
- *F args; some may have thought I was dereferencing a pointer but Im calling F and passing it arguments; the asterisk indicates I want to jump to a symbol rather than read its address or the value stored at it.

To the virtual machine, this is three instructions:

- bind x,y; overwrite these values with Fs output.
- pass arg0,argN; setup the damn parameters.
- call F; you know this one, so perform the deed.

Everything else is generated; these are macro-instructions with some logic attached to them, and theres a step in the compilation dedicated to walking the stupid program for the seventh fucking time that handles the expansion and optimization.

So whats left? Ah shit, classes. Disinfect and open wide mother fucker we're doing OOP without a condom.

Now, obviously, we have to sanitize a lot of what OOP stands for. In general, you can consider every textbook shit, so much so that wiping your ass with their pages would defeat the point of wiping your ass.

Lets say, for simplicity, that every program is a data transform (see: computation) broken down into a multitude of classes that represent the layout and quantity of memory required at different steps, plus the operations performed on said memory.

That is most if not all of the paradigm's merit right there. Everything else that I thought to have found use for was in the end nothing but deranged ways of deriving one thing from another. Telling you I want the size of this worth of space is such an act, and is indeed useful; telling you I want to utilize this as base for that when this itself cannot be directly used is theoretically a poorly worded and overly verbose bitch slap.

Plainly, fucktoys and abstract classes are a mistake, autocorrect these fucking misspelled testicle sax.

None of the remaining deeper lore, or rather sleazy fanfiction, that forms the larger cannon of object oriented as taught by my colleagues makes sufficient sense at this level for me to even consider dumping a steaming fat shit down it's execrable throat, and so I will spare you bearing witness to the inevitable forced coprophagia.

This is what we're left with: structures and procedures. Easy as gobblin pie.

Any F taking pointer-to-struc as it's first argument that is declared within the same namespace can be fetched by an instance of the structure in question. The sugar: x ->* F arg0,argN

Where ->* stands for failed abortion. No, the arrow by itself means fetch me a symbol; the asterisk wants to jump there. So fetch and do. We make it work for all symbols just to be dicks about it.

Anyway, invoking anything like this passes the caller to the callee. If you use the name of the struc rather than a pointer, you get it as a string. Because fuck you, I like Perl.

What else is there to discuss? My mind seems blank, but it is truly blank.

Allocating multitudes of structures, with same or different types, should be done in one go whenever possible. I know I want to do this, and I know whichever way we settle for has to be intuitive, else this entire project has failed.

So my version of new always takes an argument, dont you just love slurping diarrhea. If zero it means call malloc for this one, else it's an address where this instance is to be stored.

What's the big idea? Only the topmost instance in any given hierarchy will trigger an allocation. My compiler could easily perform this analysis because I am unemployed.

So where do you want it on the stack on the heap yyou want to reutilize any piece of ass, where buttocks stands for some adequately sized space in memory -- entirely within the realm of possibility. Furthermore, evicting shit you don't need and replacing it with something else.

Let me tell you, I will give your every object an allocator if you give the chance. I will -- nevermind. This is not for your orifices, porridges, oranges, morpheousness.

Walruses.

you know what annoys me about this situation the most ?

noone is living an ideal life
in any sense
except a few

but that being said, living less than ideal life if people had not wasted so much time, would have led to certain things becoming better.

example.

if i was out of development work, and had to take a crap job.

and lets say that ended up putting me in a financially unstable situation.

if i had rotten teeth, i could work part time, go to a sliding scale place and fix them one by one
while either educating myself further or looking for a better job because in truth, if i'm accepting a part time job, i must be fucked.

i don't see any longevity in an intensely physical job, I see an early death.

there are not enough paying people to ensure everyone has a skilled job, and truthfully not everyone can, but we have more people than we need to do the unskilled and skilled jobs both so why are we not running with that ?

the best time to do unskilled labor or just labor jobs period is when a person is young and there body is new.

and then not for long or with accommodation considering throwing your back out or fucking up your knees stays with you for life.

everything is so backwards in this country.

people think in terms so frequently these days in 'how can i make someone else suffer for my amusement and see their potential diminished so i feel better about my fucked up pathetic life ?'

or

'how can i get revenge against a person that doesn't deserve it'

or

'how can i ensure other people are totally boned so my charmed life i don't deserve seems satisfying'

its pretty gross as are these people

well fast forward years later and life appears fairly repetitive for alot of people

took a very large of detours here, had some fun, experienced some fucked up horros, saw a few wonders which were mostly based off my ideas, and some that were not.

still i return to what is to be done about our unfair, wasteful system ?

I've always been a fan of removing people's 'excuses' to neglect their children for example.
and definitely blocking all avenues of abuse.
even unintended, or pretended to be unintended.
i also hate people who smell because they don't clean themselves, and use excuses for that
I also hate people who make other people live in a situation where they can't take care of themselves and then try to dominate places they seek refuge because our fucking system sucks.

I also hate that there is more food than people can eat and restaurants closing when there are hungry people.

i also despise that we have more vacant houses in this country than we have family units.
some are just rotting away from neglect.

and i most especially hate people who get off on watching whole landscapes decay.

there is tons of work for the proper people
some of it is hard
some of it is tedious
its these kind of tasks that are necessary
the right spirit and the RIGHT COMPENSATION and the work gets done.. hopefully.

starting out with placing everyone in means to eat and sleep and clean themselves seems the most important.

everything else is icing on the cake, because by and large many people get sick of doing the same exact things, and people hate staring at the wall.

the problem is, there are alot of people who are, due to extreme damages from our modified culture, extremely abnormal, sadistic and untrustworthy around... anyone.

so with more time on their hands, they get bored and turn destructive and antisocial and breed people to be worse.

years I've been preaching this.
same people fly past in man places.
here and there some new fool marches in, eyes sparkling with malevolence, only to get caught in the same eternal loop and be absorbed into it.
i haven't seen one such as myself that I know of, that showed up with every intention of changing their life, becoming friendly with people, finding the things they enjoyed, and improving themselves intellectually, emotionally and socially; searching for an environment filled with more people who would be helpful to this extent, getting a rude awakening and realizing how horrible their country was becoming.

don't know if I should be happy being alone as the only sane person. heh.

I really don't want to be. I just want us to be happy. this is deserved after so much hardship. after seeing how people in general have become.

oh we all have lusts and vices and shortcomings, but the gulf that had grown between ordinary folk and the general population is astoundingly wide.

I want you to make that dream become a reality, because if you don't, you will be working for somebody else to make their dreams become a reality.

Listen to me, if it was easy, everybody would do it. There are people right now who are working who don't want to work. There are people who hate their jobs, but they keep getting up to do it.

I'm here to tell you, number one, that most of you say you wanna be successful but you don't want it bad, you just kinda want it. You don't want it badder than you wanna party. You don't want it as much as you wanna be cool.

So what I'm telling you is, when you want something bad you can't count the cost. Because if you count the cost and you see how much it costs. You might quit, you might give up. So you gotta go in knowing that I don't count the cost.

You just do whatever it takes, to get whatever you want! Boom! 👊 😎 👍

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The Process of Building or Converting a Triplex
Consultation and Property Assessment
We begin by meeting with you to assess your property’s potential for conversion into a triplex or discuss plans for a custom-built triplex. We will evaluate zoning laws, building codes, and local regulations to ensure the project is feasible.

Design and Planning
Once the property is assessed, our design team works closely with you to develop a layout that maximizes space and functionality for all three units. We focus on creating an efficient, comfortable living environment that appeals to potential tenants.

Permitting and Approvals
AgileBuilds Ltd handles all the necessary paperwork for permits and approvals. We ensure that your triplex project complies with all local zoning laws and building codes, making the approval process as smooth as possible.

Construction and Renovation
Our team of skilled professionals will manage the renovation or new construction of your triplex. We prioritize quality craftsmanship, safety, and efficiency throughout the building process to ensure the finished property meets your expectations.

Sky View Las Vegas: Providing High-Quality Drone Services with FAA Certified Drone Pilots

In the world of aerial photography, quality, safety, and expertise are paramount. At Sky View Las Vegas, we take pride in offering high-quality drone services that meet the needs of businesses and individuals seeking unique, breathtaking perspectives. As a trusted leader in the drone industry, we are home to FAA Certified Drone Pilots, ensuring that all our flights comply with the highest safety standards and regulations.

Why Choose Sky View Las Vegas for Your Drone Services?
At Sky View Las Vegas, we are more than just a drone photography company—we are a team of skilled professionals committed to delivering top-notch aerial services. Whether you're in real estate, construction, or looking to capture stunning views for your marketing materials, we offer high-quality drone services that elevate your projects and provide a fresh perspective.

Here’s why you should choose us for your next aerial project:

High-Quality Drone Services: We use the latest drones and technology to capture high-resolution images and videos from the sky. Every flight is carefully planned to ensure the best results, whether you’re showcasing a property or documenting a special event.

FAA Certified Drone Pilots: Safety is our top priority, and all of our drone pilots are certified by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). This ensures that all flights are conducted in compliance with the strictest safety standards and regulations. Our pilots have the knowledge and experience to handle every aspect of drone operations, from pre-flight checks to post-flight data processing.

Experienced Drone Pilots: Our FAA Certified Drone Pilots are not only skilled in flying drones but are also seasoned professionals who understand the importance of capturing stunning visuals for your project. Whether it’s for a commercial shoot, real estate photography, or special events, you can trust our team to deliver exceptional results.

The Benefits of Hiring FAA Certified Drone Pilots
Choosing Sky View Las Vegas means you are choosing professional drone pilots who understand the complexities of aerial operations. The FAA certification process ensures that our pilots have undergone thorough training and possess the necessary knowledge to operate drones safely and efficiently. Here are a few key benefits of working with FAA Certified Drone Pilots:

Safety and Compliance: FAA certification means our drone pilots are well-versed in the rules and regulations that govern airspace usage, keeping your project safe and within legal boundaries.

High-Level Expertise: FAA certified pilots are trained in advanced flight maneuvers, making them capable of handling various scenarios—whether it's capturing high-altitude shots, navigating tight spaces, or ensuring smooth, stable footage.

Insurance and Liability: As certified professionals, we carry the necessary insurance, ensuring that any unforeseen situations are covered. This gives our clients peace of mind throughout the duration of the project.

Applications of High-Quality Drone Services
At Sky View Las Vegas, we offer a wide range of drone services tailored to meet the diverse needs of our clients. Here are some of the industries and applications where our FAA Certified Drone Pilots can make a difference

India Web Development Company

The Indian web development industry has gained tremendously in the recent times. The internet boom in the country has given birth to innumerable IT-BPO companies in India. This industry caters to all types of clients from big organizations to the individuals with their own websites. Thus, Indian web developers have numerous options to choose from for their website development requirements. This industry has also seen tremendous growth and development over the past few years. In this scenario, it is better to opt for an affordable, reputed and good quality web services provider.

Most of the well-known web development companies in India are now offering their services via the web. This industry has given a whole lot of opportunities for the professional search India web development company to reap maximum profits within a short period of time. The information is filtered according to the keyword which users enter into the search box during the search process. All projects here are generated from best quality sources and reputed websites.

There are many other advantages which come as a result of India office based web development companies. You can easily get any project started for your business within 24 hours. Thus, you can be assured that your business will reach new heights in a short period of time. The web application development of India is done through state-of-the-art equipments and technologies which give you the best outcome.

The web development services that are offered by the Indian website development companies are also at par with other well-established companies in the market. This means that you need not wait for the completion of a project in order to take benefits of Indian website development services. You can have a preview of what will be the outcome of your efforts within a very short span of time. You can take a final decision whether to go for the project or not in the next few hours and days.

The web design and development companies in India have set up their offices across the country. You can have an idea about the progress and the working within a very short span of time. You can have a quick look on their website in the next few hours and find out everything about their services. This way you can make the right decision about whether to opt for their services or not in the next few hours and days. You can have a preview of your website design and its working within the next few hours.

A website designing company web development India can be used to check the prototype and the images of a project. This way you can have a preview of what you want your site to look like. This way you will not need to wait for the completion of the project. If you haven't set up a budget then you can go for this service and then finalize it after spending some time. You can do this in the next few hours and days.

An Indian web design company can provide you with a number of templates that you can choose from according to your requirements. This way you can have a preview of the site that will help you decide whether you want to opt for it or not. You can decide the best option and then finalize the deal after spending some time in the preview mode. You can have the first glimpse of your website designing in a very short time and then decide whether you wish to go for it or not.

A website is developed according to the client's wishes, which is why it is necessary that you have a preview of your site before finalizing the deal. If you need to reconfigure some pages because of changes made in the database, you can simply review the old version and then decide whether you want to go for it or not. In fact, these services have been in existence for quite a long time and are very popular among individuals. If you need an ideal website that will give you a competitive edge over your competitors then you must hire an experienced web design company in India that provides a hassle free preview of your website so that you can make any changes as required without having to spend a lot of money.

Yash Duggal - Trusted Mortgage Broker at Think and Grow Finance: Offering Free Home Loan and Mortgage Broker Consultations

At Think and Grow Finance, Yash Duggal is your dedicated and trusted mortgage broker, serving the Melbourne area with expert advice and tailored home loan solutions. Whether you’re a first-time homebuyer, refinancing your current mortgage, or looking to invest in property, Yash Duggal offers free consultations to help you navigate the mortgage process with ease and confidence.

Located at 14 Cabarita St, Truganina VIC 3029, Yash is committed to providing a personalized service to every client, ensuring you get the best loan options available. With his extensive experience in the mortgage industry, he will guide you step by step to find the right financial solutions for your unique situation.

Why Choose Yash Duggal - Trusted Mortgage Broker?
Finding the right home loan or mortgage can be a daunting process. However, with the help of a professional, the journey can become much smoother. Here’s why Yash Duggal, your trusted mortgage broker, is the right choice:

Free Home Loan Consultation: At Think and Grow Finance, we believe in transparency and giving our clients a clear understanding of their options. That's why we offer a home loan free consultation, where you can discuss your needs and goals with Yash, without any obligation. During this session, you’ll learn about different mortgage products, the loan process, and the best options available based on your specific circumstances.

Comprehensive Mortgage Advice: As a professional mortgage broker, Yash has access to a wide range of lenders and loan products. This gives you the opportunity to compare various mortgage options and find the one that suits your financial goals. His advice is completely unbiased, as he works independently and is committed to securing the best deal for you.

Personalized Loan Solutions: Every financial situation is unique, and Yash takes the time to get to know you and understand your specific needs. Whether you're buying your first home, refinancing, or looking to invest, he will help you find the most suitable loan option for your individual circumstances.

Expert Support Throughout the Process: From your initial free consultation to the settlement of your loan, Yash is with you every step of the way. He’ll help you gather all necessary documents, answer any questions you have, and ensure your loan application is processed smoothly.

How Can a Free Consultation Benefit You?
A free consultation with Yash Duggal is the perfect way to kickstart your home loan or mortgage journey. Here’s how it can benefit you:

Clarity on Your Loan Options: Whether you're new to the world of home loans or an experienced borrower, a free consultation will help you understand your loan options. Yash will provide an in-depth overview of different mortgage products, such as fixed-rate loans, variable-rate loans, and interest-only loans, to ensure you make an informed decision.

No Pressure, No Obligation: One of the best aspects of a mortgage broker free consultation with Yash is that it’s completely obligation-free. You won’t feel pressured to make decisions during the consultation. Instead, you can take the time you need to review your options and decide what’s best for you.

Customized Advice for Your Needs: Yash’s consultations are personalized to meet your specific needs. He will take into account factors like your income, credit history, and future financial goals to recommend the right loan products and lenders. This tailored approach ensures that you get a loan that fits your budget and long-term financial plans.

Save Time and Money: Working with a professional mortgage broker like Yash means you won’t waste time searching through multiple lenders. Yash does the hard work for you, finding the most competitive rates and ensuring your loan application is submitted to the best lenders for your needs.

Contact Yash Duggal for a Free Consultation Today!
If you're looking for a home loan free consultation or a mortgage broker free consultation, Yash Duggal at Think and Grow Finance is here to help. Yash is committed to making the home loan process as easy and transparent as possible for you.

Visit 14 Cabarita St, Truganina VIC 3029, or call +61401545302 to schedule your free consultation today. Let Yash Duggal assist you in finding the perfect loan option and take the first step toward achieving your financial and property goals!

DNA-Me Mobile Labs: Professional, Reliable, and Convenient DNA Testing Services in Atlanta

At DNA-Me Mobile Labs, we offer a wide range of DNA testing services, including court admissible DNA tests, certified DNA testing, paternity tests, and immigration DNA testing. Whether you're dealing with legal matters such as child support or need reliable results for immigration purposes, we’re here to help with fast, confidential, and professional services.

Located in Atlanta, GA, we provide mobile DNA testing that comes directly to you, eliminating the need to travel to a clinic. Our commitment to accuracy, confidentiality, and convenience makes us the go-to choice for DNA testing for child support, immigration DNA testing, and more. Let’s dive into how DNA-Me Mobile Labs can help you get the answers you need.

Court Admissible DNA Test
When it comes to legal matters, accuracy and reliability are essential. At DNA-Me Mobile Labs, we specialize in providing court admissible DNA tests that are crucial for legal cases such as child custody, child support, and inheritance disputes. Our team follows a strict chain of custody protocol to ensure the integrity of the samples, making sure that the results are legally valid and can be presented in court.

If you’re involved in a legal dispute and need DNA test results that will be accepted by the court, you can trust us to provide the highest level of professionalism and reliability. We understand the importance of these results and work diligently to ensure they meet all legal requirements.

Certified DNA Lab Near Me
Are you searching for a certified DNA lab near me? At DNA-Me Mobile Labs, we work with accredited laboratories to provide the most accurate and certified DNA testing services available. Whether you're looking for a paternity test, genetic health test, or any other type of DNA testing, we ensure that your results come from certified, reputable labs.

Our mobile DNA testing service means that we come to you, whether you're at home, at work, or at another location that’s convenient for you. We provide professional service and a seamless experience, ensuring that your results are reliable, accurate, and certified.

DNA Testing for Child Support
DNA testing for child support cases is an essential service provided by DNA-Me Mobile Labs. If you need a reliable and accurate paternity test to establish child support obligations, we offer affordable and efficient solutions that meet all legal requirements. Whether you’re a parent seeking clarity or a legal professional involved in a child support case, our team is here to help.

We specialize in court admissible paternity tests, which are necessary for child support hearings. With our mobile service, we’ll come to your location, collect samples, and ensure the process is as smooth and discreet as possible. Your results will be fast, confidential, and accepted in the courtroom.

Immigration DNA Testing in Atlanta
Immigration DNA testing is often required by U.S. immigration services to establish biological relationships for visa, green card, and other immigration petitions. If you need immigration DNA testing in Atlanta, DNA-Me Mobile Labs provides reliable and efficient mobile testing services that comply with USCIS requirements.

Our team understands the complexities of immigration applications and ensures that the DNA testing process is handled with the utmost care and professionalism. Whether you need to prove paternity, sibling relationships, or another familial connection, we are here to help guide you through the process. We bring the lab to you, making the procedure easy and convenient.

Paternity Test Near Me
Looking for a paternity test near me? DNA-Me Mobile Labs offers paternity testing services throughout Atlanta, GA, and the surrounding areas. Whether you need a private paternity test for personal peace of mind or a court-admissible paternity test for legal reasons, our mobile service ensures that you get fast, reliable, and confidential results.

Our mobile lab team will come directly to your location to collect DNA samples, making the process as easy and convenient as possible. We understand how important it is to get answers, which is why we provide quick turnaround times and accurate results.