Told us to use facebook or google drive to share code instead of git

Am i the only one feeling the need for a facebook darktheme?

Our teacher just told us to share our code via drive or dropbox or something like that, and I was there like "hey ever heard of git?????"

Its true

It's same for all developersnwho work day and night

Simple, new job offer me more money.

It's very true

Well ,it is correct

What's the best IDE you guys have used?

If it compiles, ship it!

Each programmer is a poet at heart
Programmers are like God. We create defects and also kill them too. We spend the whole day fixing a defect, and the patch itself gives birth to a few more defects of its own.

Schoolproject teammate refuses to pull my changes in git before applying his because he thinks we're going to have conflicts ?!?!?!

This is fuuny

Every time there is a new project, we programmers swear to ourselves that we will code it better this time. We get elated that we do not have to deal with the tech debts piled up in the old module.

Anyone ever passed docker builds between stages in gitlab ci?

I'm googleing my ass off and doing it via caching atm but it's unreliable. Artifacts are no option either for 2gigs of image.
It'd be nice to drop this `docker save --output image.tar` solution altogether..

Am I the only one trying to have seperate build, test and deploy stages for their docker builds?

Define programmers
The mythical creatures who solve all the problems of lesser mortals without having to move from their desks.

Tony Stark is one of the most fascinating hardware and software testers. The man has got some good body (to withstand injuries)and big brains in a big pocket.

A programmer is a machine that turns coffee to code

A good conversation should be like a mini skirt long enough to cover the topic and short enough retain interest

power of coffee! never dissatisfies!!! It's like healers for developers as in overwatch2 stating solemnly"Heroes never die"!!!

You see, the power of coffee is greater than the power of heat engines installed on your boss's head

TrumpScript is one funny programming language that was formulated by four Rice University undergraduates. TrumpScript allows developers to operate with numbers that are bigger than one million. If programmers user numbers less than a million then it will generate a quote from Donald Trump as an error message: ”I’m really rich, Part of the beauty of me is I’m very rich.”