Normal guy: it's difficult to understand girls

Me: ha! Try JavaScript

devrant community is so great. May all of you get more RAM on your servers.

When you accidentally tweet your commit message.

Will take this mug to work from today.

(Picture via Twitter)

A few tickets to open tonight

2017 and WordPress still doesn't auto save. 2017 and I'm still using WordPress.

Visiting websites in

2015: Download our app

2016: Get our notifications

Give me some space will you ffs

Even JavaScript doesn't misbehave when a semicolon is missing. What the hell does CSS think of itself?

Haha the amount of people ranting here about how they can't get a girlfriend, we should soon get a tinder plugin.

Why does material design looks good only on Google products and websites?

I told everyone that the next day is off. Everyone took it seriously and nobody showed up.

"we use machine learning to ..."
Ffs you're interviewing a developer, not pitching to a investor. We know how much machine learning you use.

girlfriend init

package not found

How to be a developer version 2017

Enough said

Finally quit my job today. Hopefully new one will have better problems to solve.

Love it when apps crash. It's good to know that I'm not the only shitty developer.

Been using atom for a week now , have to say nothing beats sublime text.

Throwback to the day when git was happy

Only if users were as smart as us. Sigh.

Merry Christmas indeed. Thank you devRant. :)

I've to confess something. Promise me you'll accept me here?

I don't write tests.

+1 if you think devRant should start sending notifications like "congrats on your 300 +1 rant. claim your swag"

Enough said

Writing a shitty code and then debugging it quickly doesn't make you a good developer.

Colleague: looks perfect

Project manager: make it a little better

Client: I don't care. Just show me the godamn data!

Hotspot for battery sharing.

We need to learn to say no to project managers.

Before internship, js code with semicolons looked stupid to me. Then jshint happened and here I am at 3AM in the morning, adding semicolons to a forgotten but not abandoned design project of mine!

TAKE CONSENT BEFORE YOU TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE'S CODE

Wake me up when you finish configuring webpack.

If it's working in the first time then you probably didn't hear all the requirements.

Dear developers, I know it's hard but try to understand that devRant is not your product. So let's just stop the feature requests and keep ranting.

Day after I publish a blog about mongoDB

Does anyone even run their applications over HTTP/2 ?

How do you deal with, when your work becomes boring and redundant?

!rant

Angular 2 or react?

Don't get the logic where good understanding of algorithms is only needed for backend developers.

Client dev wants you to fix his jshint errors

When everyone in the team knows more than your CTO.
FML :|

Oh oh ... Twitter says it's devRant's birthday. Happy birthday devRant!

Fucking project manager giving UI/UX ideas. I better do it on my own.

Hashtag throwback Thursday

Boss: so what's the outcome of this meeting?

Me: well 23 more JavaScript frameworks got released in this time. A lot to catch up.

Worst thing happening to a developer can be when your manager tells you how to do you your job. Fucking tell me whats's the solution and i'll figure out a solution.

Cute how a small bug takes most of your time.

Instead of showing a 404 page we should show some similar links that they might be looking for.

Understanding git is like understanding JavaScript. You never really what might happen.

Working with hypothetical clients is the best part about my job.

Stuck between functional programming and the other one.

Found a bunch of topics to start writing blogs with 👍

How many of you actually like the open workplace environment?

It's 2017 and people still don't have paginated comments on their blogs.

About time devRant automatically generates tags.

Interviewer: why do you want to switch?

Me: nobody in the company could get webpack configured.

When you're so used to using tabs, and then you've to write emails to realize that tabs don't work as you want them to be.

FUCK ALGORITHMIC FEEDS. HOW DO I SEE WHAT I SAW A MINUTE EARLIER AGAIN?

Stop writing unnecessary crons and start writing asynchronous code ffs.

Sometimes I think to keep development as a hobby for my side projects and not as a full time job.
Hate how development/programming has to compromised for businesses.
Hoping some of you will get what I'm trying to say.

Have JavaScript developers started thinking differently after using ES6?

Developer tools needs to tell us from which file the API was called.

!rant
Finally came to the point, using mocha, jshint together with Travis CI for some of our coding projects and I freaking love it 👍🏻

rant
But now I have to teach my colleagues, because some of them didn't use it before either (We are mostly a team of students, if you come to the point 'How can you not know about travis and mocha')

Disclaimer AI companies should have:

"We make products for taggers not clients"

When you have a linter that runs as a pre-commit task.

The number of times I've fixed errors thrown by linters during a commit and then run `git commit` straight after only to realize I'd forgotten to add the files I modified for the linter fix.

Your project is never complete. There will always be one business guy who'll report a feature as a bug.

From where do you study for technical interviews? And anything particular for JavaScript?

Sales guy: Client has a new requirement, wants it by the weekend.
Me: but did you tell him why we've an alternative for this here.
Sales guy: cool, complete it by weekend then.

Today a merge deleted a bunch of code I had pushed in different branch. How the fuck did that happen? No conflict nothing! How can git delete something like this?!

Sublime text should have files sorted on the basis of latest modified or most frequently modified and not alphabetically.

Maybe we hate sales/business people so much because they're always thinking about the future while we are in present.

I'll get a dog and name it bug. I'll promise that I can take care of it and then fail like a boss.

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Why is there no forward button in any app? Just like browsers

I'm wired in. Need to Google in full concentration.

HIRE A FUCKING QA AND GIVE TIME TO DEVELOPERS TO BUILD. DONT GIVE ME YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE BREAKING.

Why do you even compare node.js and golang?

Normal people go for the paternity tests while we developers go for the pattern-ity tests.

+1 if you think rants shouldn't have a reply option

What I see is that react is nothing but angular directives with a virtual DOM.

Why do we still have share buttons? Replace it with send a screenshot already.

I didn't want to fail.

Forgetting to add tags on rants. Aarrrgghhh!

What do you guys think is better? Where do you feel less annoyed?

Freelancing on your own or working at a company?

Why do we need devrant when you have a subreddit for developers to rant

Is learning artificial intelligence, deep learning, machine learning the only way to survive in this industry for the next decade or so?

What do you mean by devrant is not a part of dark web?

Going for work after taking a 5 day break. Oh god help me from all the pending tasks.

I want to write technical blogs for a long long time now but can't find the motivation or ideas. Any advice some of you would want to give?

About time managers start considering front end developers nicely.
Frontend development is not simple ffs.

Can't find any good tutorial on d3. It would be great if any of you could help. I want something from zero to building 10-12 awesome looking visualisations.

The moment when your angular does not redeploy correctly because fucking jshint detected a missing semicolon but you don't get it and you are asking yourself why the fuck the bug is still there.