Seeing this makes me WannaCry.
Source: r/pcmasterrace

Totally agreed.

Well.. 😂

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

When it's time to go into evil mode

Thug life

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Take my money !

"I'm new to {{someFramework}}, can you tell me how everything works?"

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

Thug life.

Every Monday morning when I get back to work.. I am like.. "What was I coding again?"

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

When error messages have self-awareness and fix problems by themselve the world will burn but I have less issues to care about.

when you watch too much anime

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

Chuck Norris can do Web Development in Assembler.

Turing's test in the future!

Any social event.
"I'd rather be coding."

Who else finds themselves typing esc + :wq in there IDE after using vim for a while.

Since I have devRant on my phone, I do not use 9gag anymore. No regrets. Thank you devRant.

So true..

haha the best reply

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

When everyone keeps talking about missing semicolons, but you use Python...

#BeBetterEveryday

css :(

So true