Hey guys. Next week i wil have my first programming interview (C stuff) aaaand well, as everybody was i guess, i'm very anxious about it. It's my first interview and i want it to go well! Any advices? ^^

This white line at the top on Spotify Windows desktop app is triggering me. And no it's not my screen.

Well I have moved all of my iPhobe stuff to my new Google Pixel 2. Time to see what happens now...

Hmm, this gameboy emulator is pretty cool. I have been playing Pokemon Sapphire for about two hour-

Well shit now I gotta make Pokemon MMORPG, because my excitement said so. God damnit.

(Friend seemed very excited about the idea too. I love being able to make stuff for just me and my friends)

Best thing about doing Wifi setup/network maintenance for the local coffee shop for free? Putting my laptop's MAC address into the QOS table and guaranteeing myself bandwidth.

Friend: So, you can program

Me: Yeah

Friend: nice, can you hack a Facebook profile?

Every.
Fucking.
Times.

Laughed more than I like to admit

"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

Want a free devDuck? I'll buy one for the first person to figure out the password to this account before june 1st.

When you got it, just log in and @mention yourself in a comment to prove that you did it.

Here are some clues for you:

aGdpcmV2IHVsaSB0aXZ6Z212aGg=

0d 13 0a 15 05 0e
^
6c 67 68 74 76 66

The password is an english phrase in lowercase letters.

Code quality more important than code functionality.

End of discussion

The senior developer on my team is leaving, and I'm dreading what's coming down the pipe. Basically everything he's responsible for now will land on me when he's gone. I guess now would be the time to reevaluate my salary.

Relatable.

This morning I kept falling back asleep after the alarm went off, drifting in and out of a dream about programming.

My wife finally said "no more sleeping".

Still mostly sleep, I replied very confidently "you can't sleep in a sandbox!".

I was dreaming I was in a code sandbox. Obviously sleeping is not allowed.

Jeez, my head has been really full of programming since this conference. (One of the talks was on codesandbox).

What's your favorite Spotify coding playlist?!

What are your favorite programming/scripting languages and why?

*Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)

So... GDPR.
And the deadline.
And I have no idea what to do.

What does it mean for one-man indie projects? Data protection officers? Companies? Controllers? Processors? EU employees? Argh.

Look, please, EU. Not everyone can afford to hire an entire team for this, when their current team is literally one person.

Yes, the GDPR is probably a step in the right direction, but I think I'll just stop collecting the data altogether.

(All data I collect is just user settings stored in a database, nothing more.)

Can someone point me in the right direction?

I just got my second react native freelancer job !! I’m very happy right now. I’m going to learn so much, and more money is always good 😃

Today is one of those Fridays. Fuck.

Please help me

What are you doing with 2KB of ram?
1969: NASA - "We just put some guys on the moon and got them back to Earth safely."

2018: Me - "I'm just struggling to run a 10 line Java program that prints the answer to an addition problem to the console."

kimchy ≒ kimchi (????)

Kimchi : A traditional fermented Korean dish made of vegetables with varied seasonings.

I wonder what Elasticsearch meant to say. LOL

PHP in 2030 :D

Saw this picture today