Are you sure want to exist.

Just one last commit

There are no elfs :(

My mother is the one that introduced me to computers from a young age. She would tell me that they were the future and that people could do amazing things with them. Fast forward at me graduating from uni with a B.S in Computer science and she was the happiest :) she tells everyone that I am a computer scientist, she seldom says "programmer" or "developer". She is super well versed in general computing and can use Linux and Mac, so yeah :) mom is awesome. My dad has lil idea of what I do, to him its just magic, my step dad is the same way but he will be the first to tell everyone that I am a wizard.
My brother and sister could care less...my sister tells everyone that I am the smartest person she knows, but that I spend most of my time glued to the screen "playing with a bunch of weird code!"
The rest of my family is pretty meh about it, 2 of my uncles are super proud of it and normally ask for my input regarding tech or about life as a dev.
Finally, the wife. The wife knows how to code from before I even knew what code was :) so she knows exactly what I do :)

How great algorithms are made!
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Yay my first merged pull request on an open source project ^.^

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

Applying Css be like

I'm just happy.

George R.R. Martin approves Linux as the most friendly OS.

$ sudo kill me please -fml

!Rant

Anyone else feel the need for 5 more seasons of IT Crowd?

WTF!?!?!?!?....

"Have you ever been in a conflict?"

Yes and it usually is resolved by deleting files then recloning

At the ending part of the interview, I asked a final question to the HR.

Me: "So, what language is mostly used here?"

HR: "Since we're dealing with customers from different countries, English."

Interviewer: I think you are too young for this job, blah blah, your age is too low, blah blah, this job requires elder people, blah blah

(...keeps repeating the same bullshit for literally half an hour...)

Interviewer: look, I have to leave in five minutes. Convince me that you are not too young for this job.

My co-workers hate it when I ask this question on a technical interview, but my common one is "what is the difference between a varchar(max) and varchar(8000) when they are both storing 8000 characters"

Answer, you cannot index a varchar(max). A varchar(max) and varchar(8000) both store the data in the table but a max will go to blob storage if it is greater than 8000.

No one ever knows the answer but I like to ask it to see how people think. Then I tell them that no one ever gets that right and it isn't a big deal that they don't know it, as I give them the answer.

Why should we hire you?

An electronic billboard had an error and it made it look like the sky had an error.
src="Reddit"

So, do you code?

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

adding //To do in my code be like

~Ring ring~
Me: Hello, how can i help you?
User: The system is not working
Me: It's because there is not electricity
User: Oh, thanks

10 seconds later
Me: Hello, how...
User: Hi, it's me again, i checked in the building and there is light in the hallway
Me: It's the emergency lights
User: Oh, thanks

MacBook is running even with 0% battery #respect

I give out ++ like their candy. What can I say I like to increment

Got it today and its already famous :D

I'm not the only one that still regularly(daily) listens to the devranters spotify playlist, am I?

It's fricking great.

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

I love this error report... Fml