an apple a day keeps the bug away

Probably repost.
Loved this.

Home setup.

This is why you don't use Windows Home version for displaying advertisements in shopping center

Well now it feels like I am still and everything is moving at a faster pace in front of me

Sure bro

Made my first ever app for iOS using Swift. I must say I kinda like this programming language.

Which type of dev are you?

1. I exercise/ workout regularly :)
2. I want to. But I ain't got no time for that :|
3. I don't believe in that shit :(

PS: I see some sw engineers in my gym.

do it the right way

The scariest thing since curled brackets

best achievement for the day... 🎉

It could as well be windows..

Or steam..

Or dota..

Or whatsapp for android..

Always there.

Me searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My friend searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My ex-girlfriend searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My neighbor searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Professor searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Father searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Ancestors searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My cat searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My guitar searching for a Machine ... I'm fucking done.

Tried the Andrew NG thing 6 times.

You read that right. 6. six.

Failed 7 times. Statistically, i failed.

*no comebacks here, I don't know machine Learning so I am getting 0 fucks from my current girlfriend, and you said if I play guitar, I'll have her. FUCK NO.*

So I've been on one of the biggest scouting camps of Europe this weekend reading Devrant a lot... Why is this app so addicting.

So, boss asks for support on sunday, I say sure, no problem. I arrive, get to my station and suddenly my nose, eyes and throat become itchy. The goddamn building's been fumigated. Fucking assholes. I'm going back home dizzy and nauseous.

Maths : 1
Google : 0

This is not mine, but I found it funny so wanted to share !

And this is how computers are made.

My laptop... when I am searching for best laptops

Bytes.

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

And that's why my friend has rewritten a script 4 times now

Happy birthday to Web🎂💻

Me looking at myself every time I write shit code

Never leave your login on a postit

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

Every single time

85% of users on Chrome, only 6 users total on ie. Fuck yes

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.