This is the first time an IDE has apologized to me.
PS: Dev notes, crash reports etc are excluded. This is the IDE saying sorry I can't do it, no matter what.

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

That's a pretty light lite version... XD

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

My doctor told me my Vitamin D is very low, that I should get some sun.
My dermatologist wants me to stay off the sun to protect/prevent moles.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'm getting headaches right now...

Counter strike

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Has this happened with anyone else? XD... Painful...

Web and IE8 in nutshell

Manager: Hey, how are things with everything thats been going on? Hows the mood?

Me:

Me, whenever I attempt to use eyeliner...

(real talk, this is why I don't bother trying to use eyeliner)

I didn't even know it existed xD

Note to self: avoid eyeglasses when pixelated.

This is some high level stuff XD

Check it :

https://vitaminwater.com/hit-refres...

I hate my team devs.
Why can't they just do good work.
I will kill myself.

devRant users: you need high encryption apps so no one knows your info, and every small piece of information being protected is important

also devRant users (on their birthday): age++

I'm getting convinced that some areas are not teachable. You have to learn it by yourself. Databases (sql), for instance, the teacher never manages to get the class attention. Even I that consider myself a very interested guy can't handle 2 hours of his explanations. I tried to think in a better way he could teach the content but don't really think there is one ..Do you guys faced issues like that in school?

Mfw clicking the share button at the bottom of a rant, then selecting “More Share Options” and then finally Messenger only sends “Check out this devRant:” to the recipient 😂

Conversation with my mom the other day:

Mom - How do you use the screenshot button on the keyboard? (She has a Windows work laptop)

Me - Just press it.

Mom - I did that! It didn't do anything.

Me - Lol it's not supposed to do anything. It takes a picture of whatever is on your screen and you have to paste it somewhere like Paint to save the image.

Mom - Ohhh that's too much work. I use Snippit (or whatever the built in Windows screenshot app is called) and send it to myself in an email.
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She takes a screenshot, pastes it in an email, and sends it to herself to save it. Hm.

Then she told me tonight that she needed to screenshot these questions in a quiz she was taking. I kid you not - she took a screenshot of 2 questions at a time, pasted them in an email that she sent to herself, and then printed the email. She did this for 40 questions so she printed out 20 emails with screenshots of quiz questions. She also printed out the 200 page manual she needs to study and deleted the pdf. Mom, seriously? What if you need to find something in that 200 page manual? It's so much easier to ctrl + F to find a specific word or phrase. Ohh it doesn't matter she says, there's an index.

So my company wanted a view in view look on their website. So it would look like a black background with a while box in the middle, right?

Well, the devs apparently thought that screens were capped height! On my monitor, the box is less than half the height, but since it stretches the width, the image got larger. So my screen has a scrollbar, and the actually useful part also has a scrollbar, with a shitton of space below!

If that didn't make sense, see crappy drawing of what I see...(painted on Phone). The dashes are the hidden parts that I can't see because of the window!

I just want to make it clear to all of us here...

Not every goddamn thing is a bug from X or a bug from Y most of the time I, Us, We as programmers fucking make mistakes or don't know the issue because it's vague!!! IT'S NOT A FUCKING BUG!!!

Missed leetspeak ++'s just by one +

Excel is not a project management tool!!!

Coincidence?

When your question on StackOverflow has more than 5 upvotes and an accepted answer with around 10 upvotes, and then some asshole moderator decides it is a duplicate and deletes it.

It's also my only finished project so far: an alarm clock
Made for ~2 days, because I couldn't get up on time.
Currently flashes light into your eyes and buzzes with a piezo crystal and has wifi

My bootcamp instructor recommended the book, “ Eloquent JavaScript,” This is one of the 1st things I read. I’m not encouraged.

switched from GitHub to GitLab, because unlimited private repositories

Sometimes I think we developers are pretty arrogant.
And after 2 hours in work I recognize everyone else is so fucking stupid