devRant - A fun community for developers to connect over code, tech & life as a programmer

Details

About

Journalist learning to code
Skills

python, sql , does Excel count?

Joined devRant on 2/9/2017

21

New to devRant 😁 Hello world 👋

devrant

9
87

I do accept this happens sometimes

undefined me unknown codes

8
58

Current setup😅

undefined

10
22

In Germany some say
"killer games make one agressive".
Those have never developed for Magento.

undefined magento real anger

4
12

Programming : Art of converting coffee into code.

undefined

4
120

"10"+20+30 is "102030"
10+"20"+30 is "102030"
But ...
10+20+"30" is "3030"

One must love JavaScript

undefined javascript js

36
4

Listening: Holiday Inn - Miloux

undefined work good music

1
29

Q. What is the most used language in programming?

A. Profanity

;D

undefined
90

"Man, Python is easy, I just import everything. Like, import * from *."

undefined wk66 idiot

9
292

Talk about tough questions.

undefined c multidimensional arrays?

11
79

Added devRant in my website!

undefined devrant portfolio

10
51

Vim for Frontend Development

undefined frontend vim

5
11

Chrome's that kid who used to come over to your house growing up, who would raid your pantry and eat all of your food.

undefined

5
100

This joke

undefined foo bar

3
96

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

undefined programmer joke

4
93

How to hang a programmer:

Read the sentence below.
Read the sentence above.

undefined programming joke

8
130

I love that sentence so much

undefined web joke dev

5
207

Password requirements these days :|

undefined password joke

9
221

I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

Wait that came out wrong.

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month

Cred: instagram

undefined alcohol joke

1
247

For windows people

undefined joke art

4
279

Fair point

undefined fuck php php joke

31
515

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

undefined my code is a joke

4
2292

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

108
11

A woman sends her programmer husband to the supermarket.

"Bring a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, bring 12".

He returned with 12 cartons of milk.

undefined joke too literal ayy

2
10

When CS assignments test my documentation and not programming...
Ughhhhhh!!!

undefined curse college student fed up hate anger

6
140

That rant 😂

undefined rant boom ios apple android samsung blast

10
8

A recursive function walks into a bar and says to the bartender,”A recursive function walks into a bar and says to the bartender,”A recursive function walks into a bar and says to the bartender…..

undefined

3
78

*inhales*

OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

undefined

12
84

First rule of software engineering: You can never have enough monitors.

undefined delicious monitors monitors

27
67

Why are there so many rude cunts on stack overflow?

undefined stackoverflow

14

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service