Every software should have this

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

Pretty much.

@dfox How about a Devrant t-shirt feature?
Where you can enter the id of your favorite rant. Then it just prints the t-shirt with the Devrant logo and the text from the rant.
Would be awesome!

So I use looking for ideas online to practice my android development skills and found this:

Recruiter calls to my open office job, asks for me.
Coworker: hey Such N. Such is on the phone for you.
Me: idk who he is, tell him to leave a message.
Coworker: ok. He says to please call him back about an amazing dev position @ XYZ.

Savage

Getting ready for next week's programming exam. 😰 Wish me luck guys. 😬

A wise man once said...

Dev life

Geeks vs Nerds

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What if Donald Trump (or Drumpf :|) was a developer

"I will make PHP GREAT again"

"I will KICK OUT all NODEJS developers from the office premises"

"I will install a FIREWALL in my system so my colleagues cant access anything "
But sir this is not how it works, besides its very impractical
"And my colleagues will PAY for it"

😉😁😁

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

Is there a synonym for SEO?

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

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Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

When programmer become a restaurant owner.

Playing email tennis with a client trying to get to the specifics of a vague initial request. Difficult to do without being patronising and condescending. Having to read and edit my emails to make them believe that I don't think they are a useless fucking incompetent twat.

When you find a problem with production.

it doesn't work is not a bug report.

Desk helper: "Have a nice flight"

Me: "You too"

Fuck. I've been behind a screen for too long.

Me: Are you sure you want this in the acceptance test procedure?
Lead: Yes.
Me: I'm just saying, we don't have any requirements for this feature so it doesn't really belong there.
Lead: Just put it in.
Me: Are you sure? It's a lot of work for something that isn't even required to be there.
Lead: Go do it.
Me: Okay.
*I do the work and it goes to peer review*
High ranking person from another team: I don't see any requirements traceability. Why is this in here if there are no requirements?
Me: WELL AIN'T THAT A GOOD GODDAMN QUESTION!?

Trick to get answer on the internet...

Microsoft Edge: "We support modern Web technologies."

Liking the cleanliness of the new Instagram app update, but the logo sucks.

You know you code too much when you put a '>' after a '?' 😒

Anyone else annoyed that they can code a really good website (as in PSD to HTML) but just aren't creative enough to come up with a design? I find myself on Dribbble a hell of a lot of the time coding designs that others have done out of boredom, but stunned by how amazing their designs are. I'm just not creative enough.

That guy died...

Think I like Dev rant so far