I've been trying all morning to just continue my studying and it's not working out :/

I hate responsibilities xD

Was watching a soap with my girlfriend and they were trying to hack into the network of a hospital.. oh my

Time to brainstorm and see if I actually enter this time!

lol this

Tried to install an existing web dev project in Windows 10:
- Install Atom IDE and trying to clone git repo
- Git missing, installing Git for Windows
- Installing Node (so far so good!)
- npm install
- Python missing (???), installing Python
- Ruby (????????) missing, installing Ruby
- .NET Libraries missing, installing .NET 4.0 for the 100th time
- Visual Studio Libraries for C++ 2008 missing (now you're just messing with me mate), installing 4GB of Visual Studio Libraries
- [drumroll sound]
- .....
- npm install breaks with fatal error
- Git for Windows can't be found anymore

Switched to Ubuntu out of frustration:
- Installing Atom IDE
- Installing NodeJS
- Cloning git repo
- npm install
- project is running

whut?

I swear to god I saw someone writing code in Arial font today at my university 🙀

It's because I'm still fixing those machines, Microsoft. I'm only one tech! Be patient, I still have 15% left to go. 🤣

Is there a dark theme???

I don't know why my position has to be labeled "developer", when in reality I ain't develop shit, all I do day after day is fixing legacy code

Here: this is BDD, a Linter, and Git. CI your shit to staging before you CI to production. Never deploy on a Friday.

DO NOT TEACH DIRECTLY HOW TO USE SOMETHING! TEACH THEM HOW TO LEARN BY THEMSELVES!!!! What they teach is outdated and unfit for most students

By encouraging students to do free/paid MOOCs.

University is not there to teach anyone to code. Drops the mic.

My friend didn't know what a gif was. When he wanted to add one to his PowerPoint, he went to Google images and searched "short movies"

Now it looks nice, do not touch it anymore.

Does anyone here play club penguin?

Finally free from the clutches of OSX. Feels good.

What's with the resurgence of mechanical keyboards? Things are supposed to get better, not recycled.
This is technology, not fashion.

For me, the flat scissor switch keys on laptops have the best feel, speed and ease.

MFW i've spent waaaaay too much time trying to fix this ONE FUCKING BUG.

When I test my coworkers code.

Laptop has died. This is probably a significant blocker to development...

Oh well time to buy a new one I guess!

Maybe I should change servers

90% of c/c++ "lovers" whose favourite language is c/c++ apparently turns out it is the only language they have ever known.
Mermaid syndrome too strong amongst Indian Devs.

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂

It's 3:45 am, I have a meeting at 8:00, game of thrones streams in 15minutes rick and morty streams immediately after....... Am fucked

www.crossinstall.com

Go fuck yourself. They're the company that makes those pain in the ass mini-game ads. You know, the ones that aren't even relevant to the game.

"Oh look! A city building game. Let's advertise it with a tower defense game!"

Last minute changes B)

The advice

Coworker: "localhost is down"
Me: "See you monday"

Just printed "Hello World", time to put Python on my resume! 😎