So True...

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Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

client side validation ?

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Seriously we will have to do something about those warnings.

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

code review

How we celebrate programmers day..

And on Fridays we all say together...

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✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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"Windows search, the most robust, helpful feature!" - No one.

Not original but true

No, thank you.😆

Can we do that??? 😶

This is the problem with iot

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Me: Lets build and test my app!
Compiler: WTF is "onLick" ???

*cries in corner*

Story time!

This is “Güero” (Blondie), the only cat I know who can use a computer.

I was at university. I couldn’t take my laptop to class because it was too huge, so I had to use remote connection.

One day, I connected to my laptop from the library, and everything was ok except that I couldn’t move the mouse! 😱 It was like somebody on the other side was using the mousepad. There was nobody in my house, just Blondie.

My solution? I called to my house. The cat heard the ring and left my laptop. It sounds stupid but, believe it or not, it worked! 😂

Blondie, the informatic cat.

My mom got audited for storing sensitive client information in her gmail account without using a vpn or any other real security.

I had been telling her this was an issue for literally the last three years and shes brushed me off every time.

I got yelled at for not telling her I was serious.

Literally translated from dutch but I think you'll get it:

(Debugging stuff with customer)
Me: alright so in what area are you now, our customer panel or your hosting control panel?
Client: Rotterdam, why?

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After some On-Site Tests with the customer this week, I think this describes our customers.

First tatto things 😂

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

This literally happens almost everyday at a startup I work

Customer: IT is completely useless! I’m getting PORN ADS on my work computer!? This is ridiculous!!!

Friend: Oh that’s not good, perhaps your computer has a virus of some sort let me take a look!

Friend takes a look and sees that the porn ads were all provided by google ad service, they weren’t related to a virus.

Friend: so, you don’t have a virus, but so that you know google gathers metrics on the sites you visit so that it can target ads at you better. Looks like that’s what’s happening here.

Customer: .............

True for a lot of industries.

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