Management.

Time To sleep Ben

When your code breaks, but it all works out.

I changed my Wi-Fi name to Syntax Error and made some changes to the configuration. I wanted to disable the admin page at the 2.4Ghz connection, but I got kicked out at 5Ghz as well. So I couldn't log in anymore and resetting the router didn't helped.

So I called the ISP if they can restore it to factory settings, but the guy on the phone didn't understand a thing I said. He said to me: "Sir I don't exactly understand what u say, but I can see an Syntax Error. Do you want me to fix it." And I laughed and I laughed.. I told him that's the Wi-Fi name but ofcourse he didn't got the joke. I called again and got someone else on the phone. He's resetting the router in a one minute call.

Had some fun this morning.

Duolingo has some secret plans for world domination

Everything is under control...

Duolingo is teaching me some really important sentences

Makes Perfect Sense..

Lol... ahh, I’ve got a problem. I’m fine with it, though.

IM SO FUCKING TIRED

Survive this new year!

😂😂😂

App reviews like this :/

How to confuse the shit out of people

I have to update Visual Studio Installer before I can remove Visual Studio

Makes sense

Thank you Microsoft

My 2017 summed up:

my_2017.reduce((p, x) => p + x)

so another java!=javascript rant…

so an inexperienced friend of mine was having a conversation with me, and he was using the words java and javascript synonymously (meaning he thought they were the same thing).

so, i corrected him.
“you know javascript isn’t the same as java though.”

“oh, it’s not? ok then.”
and we went about our day.

three days later he was talking to me again, and we were talking about new web backends, and, as you might have guessed, golang came up.

he then said “i was talking with a noob to programming, and he thought go and golang were the same. i sure told him!”

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Source: Wim Remes, via nixCraft.

Happy 0x7E2.

"A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good. " - Martin LeBlanc

My colleague just committed some code with description "improved some bugs"

...should I be worried? 😂

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

When you look at code you just wrote

Time spent on Web Development :

1% : {
actual productive content and features
}

99% : {
Please. All I want is for this div to vertically align in this other one. Is that too much to ask?
}

Poetry at work!
Thats a good usage of a whiteboard 😁

C++ >>>>>

It is bothering me more than it should

LOL...

He: We need to put more parentheses in the code for readability
Me: Ok, I get it.

Do you guys like Disney?

Have you seen this masterpiece?