git everywhere

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week

Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!

Ranting from the android emulator....

Programmers everywhere.

When you discover that new CSS animation and want to use it everywhere

Dark theme should be the default everywhere

When you're out of options

google everywhere

I'm not sure what to think of this. Buzzwords everywhere I guess.

I went to shop to take a break from JavaScript project...

JS is everywhere

All the time everywhere.

*Me using dark theme on everything*

Me: Hey, look at this, I finished that thing that you wanted me to do.

*Project partner looks at my screen*

Partner: Ugh, why do you use that dark theme? It really strains my eyes.

Me: :-|
That is one of the reasons I use dark themes

Since I already got all the stuff working for the devrant client on Arduino, why not port it in other platforms ?
So here it is DevRant 3DS client

I instinctively press Ctrl+S everywhere I write text, even in chat like Slack or Skype. Do I need help? :/

XML sucks. Why can't we just use JSON everywhere?

I just walked passed 2 technologically impaired ladies in my office (the kind who think google is on their actual computer) having an avid discussion about how "You can find Ajax everywhere on so many websites!".

I was super impressed until I realised they were talking about buying dish soap :/

The ability to smack people everywhere around the world the second they think of creating another JS library

Anyone ever had the opposite of "It works on my machine"? (Works everywhere else, just not on my machine)

Javascript, Javascript everywhere

"We don't need git. It takes too much time to setup all that."

Suddenly there was fire everywhere.

Even at the gym, there is no escape.

Unnecessary optimizations everywhere

Adobe Reader everywhere

She is everywhere 😂

Imagine all the computer resources we could save

Using "else" instead of "otherwise" everywhere!! 😶

Don't put ! Everywhere

Since every piece of software is developed by us, I sincerely request everyone to keep dark themes as the default theme.
Thanks.

Trust issues everywhere!!!

!important, !important everywhere

State of the interwebz

Inspiring confidence everywhere...

Hahahaha python everywhere 😂😂😂

After 3 hours of trying to implement a feature, I’ve moved from 10 errors to 7 errors!
At least I’m doing some progress, I guess... 🤷‍♂️

"This towel executed an illegal operation and needs to be washed"

Coding everywhere !

.DS_Store ... Fucking cancer ! i spread everywhere

This is where it began

JS is everywhere, don’t be too surprised if you see JS running space ships

Business: You should handle errors everywhere
Previous devs: Okay

Dark theme everywhere should be mandatory by law. Period!

Linux is everywhere

Accidentally using :w everywhere because you're used to it. Just vim things.

Art is everywhere..😘😘😘

Bugs everywhere....

Vim everywhere :-)

We need search bars which support regex.
Everywhere.

Glass door: now almost completely fucking useless.

Glassdoor now requires you to login to even read the site. You log in and then AFTEr logging it, it informs you that you have to contribute an "anonymous review" to read the others.

Completely fucking useless and defeat the one reason it originally existed for: to help people review a company *before* applying.

Good job you morons at glassdoor, you had one job.

Of the following names, at least one of them is likely certifiably retarded (or has options against the company stock):

Christian Sutherland Wong (ceo)

Anthony Moisant (cio, senior vp)

Kate Ahlering (chief sales)

Owen Humphries (senior vp)

Annie Pearl (chief product officer)

devRant.......devRant everywhere!! 😎

Electron apps everywhere!!

Perhaps if companies were driven not by greed, but by quality and improving the respective field they are in, perhaps the world would be a better place... But what do I know...

Dependencies here dependencies there, dependencies fucking everywhere.

Don't want devRant to become stack overflow but...

Feature request: mark as duplicate

Happiness is Linux everywhere.

Let's comment out this block of code so later we know we have this feature and bring it back if we need it.

Later: commented code everywhere, literally everywhere!!! Shit

first rule of front-end :
hate IE and express your hate and disgust about it everywhere you can!

!important
!important
!important
!important
!important

Everywhere.

FUCKING ENCODING SHITHEADS!
WHY ISN'T UTF-8 THE FUCKING DEFAULT EVERYWHERE!
§¥~@#&•…≈!

I... can't... fucking... stop... adding... new... features... to my... personal... projects... Help.

Before we talk about building 5G-networks, how about we first get fucking 2G everywhere.
You guess right, I'm from Germany.

Going to a webpage and after 5 seconds being "welcomed" by the typical "Are you leaving?" popup.
Yes, at first I wanted to read the article but now on second thought I am leaving.

Alice is everywhere @alice

Global variables in JavaScript everywhere... Being accessed by every file, every function every class... Everywhere....

I had the privilege of showing my non dev roommate the beauty that is dark themes.

When someone looks over your shoulder when you write code.

Just wanted to share my Setup.

(Easter Eggs everywhere)

503 errors... 503 errors everywhere...

Queen forever and everywhere!! :)

linux is everywhere...

While trying to put gasoline in my car...

Windows updates! It's everywhere...

Idiots... Everywhere

Debuggers are for pussies real men use print("aa") everywhere.

Ok, sorry.
I'll go now

Few days back it was just a meme but now it's a sad reality. About to cry now.

Math everywhere.....😏😩

GDPR everywhere

Hard coded styles everywhere. Fuck me this is going to be a long day.

I'm reading the source code of PuTTY. There's mixed tabs and spaces everywhere!

!rant

Progress on the ESP32 studio equalizer project! It looks much better and has less stupid silly cables everywhere.

(:/)

Today on devrent.. Ball pics everywhere

(:/)

Debian is everywhere
Picture Source: Instagram

Everywhere bootstrap

Came home after 2 weeks,( to see) ants raided everywhere, the up-side is my spiders had a feast...

Omg... Spam spam everywhere!

Windows users everywhere.

Visual thinker: someone who can take textual information and visualise to think critically.

A dumb retard in my team: "I want Floyd to feed me visual graphics so that I can think and understand because I am a visual thinker and I cannot understand text documents"

So tempted to Follow. Right place at right time.

Today I saw a Reddit post about running JavaScript inside SQL queries. FML.

I fucking love the vsCode "search everywhere" function, it saved me countless times with chinese frameworks, holy shit.

if there's a system there's a bug...

Promises promises promises everywhere

Latest dark theme news:

- GitHub got dark theme!
- Facebook mobile finally released their dark theme.

Dark theme everywhere!

Why do english people put "actually" everywhere?

js js everywhere. :p

Everywhere i comment people welcome me to devRend =)
You are all so nice, i LOVE this app

As DevOps it’s my duty to make sure these excuses no longer exist. Software should just work everywhere all the time

This is why JAVA is powerful. You can find it everywhere.

Thanks Devrant for the cool avatar. I'm using it everywhere now!

Can we stop using screenshots of code in articles on medium and everywhere else? Thank you!

Dear JavaScript devs,

Can you please stop with using new Framework(); everywhere?

Sincerely,
A PHP dev

Lazy non-hungover sunday. Installing linux everywhere. Feelsgood

Patterns. Patterns everywhere.

Literally tabs vs. spaces. The joke is everywhere, and the people taking stances have clearly never used find+replace.

2017: jump into the near future

AnotherJSFramework.js

So AJSF.js

I started using Home and End buttons pretty everywhere. They're awesome!

So I was watching this movie "The Foreigner" and suddenly I noticed this scene. "Preparing Automatic Repair" 😂 Leave Real World, It Can't Even Function Properly In Reel World.

Someone actually wrote this shit. Not once, not twice - it’s fucking everywhere.

I must admit I actually like PHP7. Especially 7.1 with strict typing everywhere :)

git push it to the limit!

Get it?

Why do some people have to be so self-centered?

They asked for my help with a logo. I said I will help even without any charges. I know they don't want to spend money. And that's why I frankly said I can help free. But then they said they will feel bad then and ask for my quotation. Ok, I sent.

They said "Sorry it is too high, can you give 60% discount?" Ok, sure.

Then they asked if they can get it in 4 days. Ok, I said.

Then they said they changed the name just now.

At least give me a fucking ounce of respect.

CRUD, CRUD EVERYWHERE.

AI everywhere. AI camera, AI photo learning, AI recruiters, AI chat, AI search, AI AI AI.

I'm on this fair and there are suits walking almost everywhere!

Even in the "Tech" area.

Like 'a-bit-to-confident' ducks with their heads up in the cloud exposing their throat while walking right into my sharp blade. Inexorable stumbling headless right over the edge of the next bridge, hitting the rails with their rubies. Helpless, waiting to get caught by the next hype-train.

*sigh*

catch (Exception e)
{
Debug.Print(e.Message);
}

Like... everywhere...

C++ everywhere

Finally... My setup at home!
Though wires are dangling everywhere!!

The fact you know some design pattern doesn't mean that you need to force it everywhere.

I have found a place for my first sticker and my phone goes everywhere so here's some free advertising lolz

Macs are everywhere.
Even Windows devices have a MAC address.

Friendly reminder to close those 27 Stack Overflow tabs you don't use anymore :)

Missing those days when videos about latest technology had a meaningful comment section. Now it's 'pewdiepie vs tseries' everywhere.

really gets my goat when people try to shoehorn a trendy framework into something unnecessarily. reactjs.... everywhere

@dfox devrant sticky notes everywhere!

Rants
Rants everywhere

Static, everything is static, static methods everywhere ☹️

I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

Was getting CORS errors for no reason.
Realized the extension HTTPS Everywhere was the problem

See a post on AI which makes me think about this. IF everywhere !

Frameworks Frameworks everywhere (:

I spend so much time debugging because the previous developer has empty catch blocks everywhere in the code base.

lol everywhere

Conflicts, conflicts everywhere.

I don't think it's a coincidence that my internet disconnects for a few seconds when i click link to porn sites.

Happy everytime time :/

*

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"Our side is certified, yours is not" ... they yelled from their ivory tower.

Then why does your side send unreasonable responses after a few dozen identical requests and doesn't respond at all shortly after?
Maybe because the certification tests only cover 10-15 requests consecutively?

Certify my ass...

Reviewing some code the other day, seeing a lot classes like:

SimpleThis
CoreThat
BaseSomething

I get the idea..Microsoft is doing it...disguising complexity with clever adjectives.

I think in my next project I'm going to start naming things like

SpaghettiMonster
GodClass
Repository (cause, every framework needs one)

Then in a year and a half-dozen other devs adding their bits, someone asks "SpaghettiMonster...WTF?...why is this data access called..<dev looks at code> Oh good Lord ...oh well...at least the class name is accurate"

Commits with errors
Commits with errors everywhere

Zuckerberg? Is that you?

Tech everywhere, i guess

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

All I see everywhere I go

One thing my dev years have showed me through various systems:
The world is held together by masses of scripts. And most of them are horribly bad, unmaintainable, extremely complex and usually not replaced on requirement changes, but extended by other terrible scripts to get the desired behaviour.

Windows is based on tons of shitty batch scripts, powershell madness, WSH bullshit and VBS absurdity.
GNU/Linux is build upon trillions of incomprehensible shell scripts, heaps of python gizmo and perl mysteries.
Every complex system I've seen uses batch or shell scripts to fire up its runtime.

And it doesn't seem to get any better, so let's face it, we're doomed.

>open project
>add some prints to debug a small thing
>algorithm gets completely fucked up, replacing data everywhere
>close project

Reading Python code written by Java programmers. I have no words to describe the horror. CamelCase everywhere...

UK definitely has one of the worst mobile networks ever. Completely useless. 4G constantly gets disconnected everywhere

Football, football everywhere...

Hidden requirements. Hidden requirements EVERYWHERE.

So much for a hobby project for my student association

Pixel ads
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Pixel ads are everywhere

Yes, it's a Mr. Robot episode

Deadlines, deadlines everywhere.

Can you imagine 24h without internet everywhere in the world ?

Oh God I've so much work left that I'm seeing approximations of Gaussian distribution everywhere

Even in dreams

"Good design goes to heaven; bad design goes everywhere." - Mieke Gerritzen

Android android everywhere

Json ...... Everywhere

Started to change my username everywhere for a more "professional" one

Wooh!
Open devRant!
Everywhere just beautiful setup.
This is making me jealous now..
o_O

.illuminati{
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Driving though Malmö today is like when you've got five stars in GTA. Blue blinking lights and roadblocks everywhere.

I need a vim plugin for everything, tired of writing :w everywhere.

IP's everywhere.

Don't you just hate it when it's almost May and there's snow everywhere when you head to work?

Tell me a thing which doesn't exist and has become "the talk of the town"
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Artificial Intelligence
AI Everywhere :/

people posting pics of stickers everywhere and can't wait to receive mines... they look so cool ;_;

2009: "this Autocorrect feature will guess all your mistakes and correct them."
2019: *has to guess what autocorrect might messed everywhere*

The buzzinga

Christmas carols everywhere 🤢

I use light theme everywhere

Ask Me Anything

ES6 + flex everywhere in app without webpack, gulp etc...
Now app needs to support IE11
FML

Love the docs that provide lots of segment examples everywhere, but no full examples. No source code. Very helpful

C#: inner classes, inner classes everywhere
C++: inline and C everywhere

I see patterns everywhere.

Using atoi(), atof(), atol() in production code. Everywhere.

Bug everywhere

Hacks, hacks everywhere. Fuck this shit.

Go desktop.ini Go

The file follows me everywhere. 🤦🏻‍♂

every day I see full stack here and there...
full stack is not only db and code, but also "every step the bit goes through " from end user's screen/input to server and back to him
whether is an app or service, end user is only an example.

it's about knowing how the language behaves, how the server interprets and replies to requests, protocols, even how to do every single configuration on the systems you are using, and in my point of view that includes hardware.

pretty much that...

I get sic when I see on a resume claiming "I'm a full stack dev" and there's nothing on it saying that the guy knows at least to change a light bulb... lol
Even worse, when I see job offers asking for "Full stack Dev, with no experience" ...

that's not possible without experience ! sorry

except Exception e:
pass

Everywhere. I'm so happy to debug this codebase :').

Well my software update came through correctly, but now it crashes everywhere 😠😠 (Follow up on last Friday).

Everywhere 😀

Software was Eating the World 10 years ago.

Now it's JavaScript.

Green dots bots everywhere

Java,

Expectation:
Write once, Run Everywhere...

Reality:
Write once, Fail Everywhere... 😑

Including jQuery everywhere even if the size of my code is lesser than size of the plug-in itself.

Copy and paste everywhere is not an acceptable software development methodology. It's a sign that something's very wrong.

Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere

Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere

Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere
Bugs everywhere

I typed all 9 lines without copying them to put an emphasis on HOW MANY DAMN BUGS THERE ARE in every damn program

Self-signed certificates... I know you fuckers got them, I see them everywhere. Not cool, bruh

‘Life’ is a “program”
and
‘stupid’ are the “bugs” !

When will be able to drop support for IE? Everything works EVERYWHERE ELSE except IE!!

// TODO
// FIXME

Having these everywhere...

Just realized i have 4 toilets in my house. Very convenient to take a shit everywhere i go

Youtube with its annoying ads that pass my dns server. Well, no longer! Just add /api/stats/ads to the universal routing. Poof ads gone ^^,

Spent an entire day clearing the backlog of the previous sprints in JIRA. Now i am seeing jira numbers everywhere :/

Because dark themes are fucking dark!

Geeezzzz tech failures everywhere...

Technical debt is paid back in time and frustration

Daemons daemons everywhere 😂

Design errors, design errors everywhere....

Manager: We need to make the new system multi-threaded.
Previous Dev: Yes, so let's use Tasks everywhere! And by everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE!!!

This is what I've found by delving into the code base which I have inherited!