Install Linux.

Don't work for idiots. There's plenty other jobs out there

A bug that is not seen by the QA

..is not a bug.

'Never deploy to production before weekend or holidays.'

There was a problem with a server we were staging on, and I was providing DevOps help remote.

As a joke I said, "haha if you run `sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root` everything will be fixed!"

They ran it. RIP server-kun 2016-2018 💨

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Me right now.

Natural Language Programming

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

This is why I prefer working alone. Its sadly true...

sudo !!

Migrating from version x to x++, when there is no backward compatibility.

Coffee machine is down

Getting a girlfriend

There are 10 kinds of people

Merging...

Sleep early at night

Getting out of bed. Some days it's a real struggle.

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

That feeling when you create your first real program in Java (no, it was not hello world) and it compiles and works without any error...

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Every js dev I know

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Me: I mend shoes

No doubt 😂

Marry a dev girl

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.