Little Hack
It annoys me whenever I encounter a website like quora which hides the real content with a overlay and a pop up to sign in. Little do they know I just delete the overlay element from the Dom 😁😁.
Who else does this?

Every damn time.

How to break a chatbot (well done).

😂😂😂

z-index so high this div will end up on my upstairs neighbor's phone

Client: My mouse is working backwards
me: *rotates mouse 180 degrees*
Client: Thanks! You even brought the buttons back!

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

And that was enough encouragement

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

but.....

LOL 😂😂😂

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Wi-Fights

This image is still the best explanation of a project.

ARRGH!!
That moment when your laptop crashes just before you save the changes to that working prototype... lost for ever.

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' card
- Don't meet people from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

Fellow ranter who ever posted about fakeupdate.net thank you so much for the entertainment, a colleague forgot to lock their computer and came back to a heart attack and we had a nice laugh

New official devRant web cartoon! Check it out on youtube: https://youtube.com/watch/...

Been a hell of a lot of fun making it, hope you all get a laugh!

Me using CSS to refurbish an old site...

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

The 5 stages of debugging:

1. What?
2. Why?
3. How?
4. Impossible.
5. Oh.

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

˙ɟɟnʇs ʞɐǝɹq oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝldoǝd ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍoɥǝɯos 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos puɐ 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉu sᴉ ʇI

Best design award goes to!

Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC