This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

Creepy..... WTF

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't walk into a bar.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

haha the best reply

Wife: When will you be home? It's 6:00pm.
Husband: When my program does what I want and exits with code 0.
Wife: I'll see you tomorrow.

Made live code changes to production site... during peak visitation hours... things broke... no one noticed... Thug life.

So true...😆😆😆

starting sprint 7...on a 4 sprint project...

Spaces Vs Tabs - A real world case.

So one of the menial tasks I was given here was to take a pretty mock and turn it into an HTML email template. Needless to say, I hate emails and HTML.

After many weeks of trial and error, rejection and tweaks, we're doing our final tests when someone noticed that Google's clients are chopping off the footer and saying "View Full Email".

A few searches yield that Google has a 102KB cut off for email size. We did some checks and found that we were at 104KB. I immediately thought it was my CSS inliner being a little too verbose, but as I went in to edit things, I noticed that the file was intended with spaces!

Now I'm a fan of Silicon Valley, and I recalled an episode from this past season where Richard mentioned something about saving file size by using tabs. I had never really considered that point.

So I went back into VSCode and told it to convert all of the individual templates that make up this giant email to indent with tabs...

The file size dropped from 104kb to 82kb.

I wasn't very polarized on the Tabs vs Spaces debate, but this here has given me a nice real world example as to why tabs rule.

the best way to learn programming is not by just reading books and coding basic examples. it is to take up a project which seems impossible and start doing it piece by piece, with the help of Google and stack overflow

I am a student. A Geospatial Engineering student. I made a demo Cordova app mapping incident spots on OSM., now my fellow undergrads think I can hack NSA, program a satellite, build all their dream websites and apps. The College Department wants me to lead an in-house photogrammetric programmable drone project. If they ask I'll say yes... yes I can! shit.😂

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

This is what we need at the end of a Wednesday.

Man it's midnight and all I want to do is work. 5 hours from now I'll be dragging out of bed to go to work where nothing gets accomplished. In 17 hours when I drag in from work I can do real work for 7 hours before crashing while wishing I could just code through the night. It's an infinite loop and I dont know how to fix it!

Im disappointed that the weekly rants did not start with wk0

Fucking hate when "senior" and "lead" devs ignore the advice of numerous junior devs when it comes to technical and process driven decisions. Especially when said higherups don't even code anymore and don't really understand the consequences of their decisions.

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Need to work on my focus. I feel like it's one of my greatest weakne ... hey look, a DevRant notification.

When someone touches my screen

Really, beat me.. not this kinda crap on my Sunday!

We use to code together...

Next weekend is our marriage. Bless us. 😊

Posting here because I don't have enough nerdy friends that would appreciate this:

Just a refresher..

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

Had to repost this Lmao

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible.

your life saviour. only developers will understand

My boss baught me a new setup because he crashed into my car. I think i can accept this apology^^