Graphic designer vs. programmer.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch/...

I'm back! I had to move and everything went to shit. Instead of being a proper person, I shut down. I think I'm ready for devrant again, you guys are awesome and motivate me so much.. I don't even know why I stopped being on here. Oh well.. Hello there!

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I'm already 5 days late! Cosmic Cuttlefish

For all those dummies out there

      

Top 10 anime plot twist.

In Japan, they have technical books written in comic/manga styles.

FUCK YOUR OPEN SPACE OFFICE!!!!

AND FUCK YOUR HOT DESKING!!!

As a developer, is it too much to ask for a quiet section? 😭

That's how it's done. 😁😁

Saw this today, wanted to play dino jump game

Best design I've ever seen!

Ctrl + W allows to select the word, then the sentence, around your cursor inside a JetBrains software.

Ctrl + W allows you to FUCKING close the current tab in any FUCKING web browser

......

Why people don't understand that?

It is a truly great moment when your work finally is integrated in the website of the biggest news paper of the country and visible to hundreds of thousands of people.

I'm not feeling insignificant anymore. 😄

Next step: Rule the world.

First year student

12/10 UI design at McDonalds...
Left screen with the arrow says: "Look up your orders here"
on the right screen it displays the orders...

When you give a Deep Learning scientist a clean whiteboard.

This is literally 5 minutes into the second section of the class 😂😂

The most excited I've been about a piece of code would probably be the time when I made a resource hogging thing in C. The reason I was really excited was because I haven't really written C/C++ that much, at that time I wrote Java mainly. Anyway, I was able to use up nearly 90% of the CPU (i7 something), as well as 14-15/16gb of ram the school computers had. A professor there saw it and was proud of me, which really motivated me. So I compiled it and copied it to almost all the library computers (with less resources), hid it, and made a shortcut to it on the desktop disguised as Chrome.

Too much change in requirements causes one to lose interest in working at all

It’s not a bug, it is a unexpected feature 😂

If it's not challenging it's boring as f***

Write Code || Managing people.

I'll prefer Writing Code. 🤪

Why do we even have IT in schools if it doesn’t teach you anything whatsoever (at least in my case it hadn’t)

Only devs will understand.

Today I fucking shit myself when I ran a node process at the exact time the power died and my manager was working on live servers

Fixing someone else's PHP spaghetti code is a pain in the ass. Who wrote this code 😭

My first rant in ages:
Been assigned to a new Laravel project at work and the murthafucking lead dev got no fucking clue how to architect a big laravel app. Lead dev talking trash about encapsulation and every big oop grammar he can find while asking us to come up with an architecture concept for the app.
My annoyance is, the fecking project been in planning for like 7 months and d lead dev keeps saying he is looking for ideas on how we will build the app. Fuck this shit!

You fucking bet it will -.-

Come on Microsoft, even installing the whole OS doesn't take this long. I got time to waste, and you're doing just that in the worst way possible.

God dammit

This kind of bullshit advertising is the reason everybody thinks we can do that every new whimp of the client within a few minutes.

Fuck off! Making real custom websites/apps takes time, planning, design, coding and testing. Its not just pressing a few buttons.

Translation: Make a website? 30 minutes.