Friend: "How can I check my ip?"
Me: *opens terminal*
Friend: "is this a virus? Please stop"

I am currently working for a client who have all their data in Google Sheets and Drive. I had to write code to fetch that data and it's painful to query that data.
I can definitely relate with this.

PS: Their last year revenue was over US$2 Bn and one of their sibling company is among Top IT companies in the country.

Guess who wasted 2hours of his life to change his configs file again.

This page doesnt look like much until I tell you it is written entirely in Clojure using a custom built HTML generator.

A picture is worth a thousand words

I always liked doing interesting things with adobe tools, but today I've found a video from 2013, where I am 14. I have no idea how I did it.

Hard decision...

Storage finally expanded with 8TB

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

...arduino

My first personal computer in 1988: the ZX Spectrum +.

48 KBytes of memory.

The European opponent of Commodore 64. Sic!

I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

!rant
I opened the devrant android app by mistake, and closed it before it finished loading.

This is what happened.

Devrant, I think you are awesome, but stop fucking up with my phone, please.

Try to imagine how many HOURS of admins all around the world time will Ubuntu 18.04 LTS save thanks to this little change!

*during my final job interview*

*holding the folder that contains my cv*
interviewer: Wait, before I open this I would like to guess which position you're applying to.
me: Hmm okay sir? Which position?
interviewer: I see you're applying as a back-end developer?
me: Yes sir, I am.
interviewer: Aha! That's because you have a long hair? Like it is a requirement for every devs to grow their hair?
me: *laughs* i think so?
interviewer: Well our devs here also has long hair. You'll meet 'em soon.
...

That sets the mood of my interviewing process that leads me the job offer. LOL.

„You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first -born child!“

I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
-cursor

Just got my first RedBubble shirt 😍

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

When the machine is too kind..

More stickers!

Strongly typed SMS

Atleast they got the base

12/10 UI design at McDonalds...
Left screen with the arrow says: "Look up your orders here"
on the right screen it displays the orders...

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I believe this has saved us every so often...

!rant

I got bored at school and I always wondered how a tattoo similar to this would look, it is okay I guess... just don't stare it for too long 😂😂😂

Best Valentine’s Day present ever! She knows me so well. This will be VERY useful in work.

Thanks @Number0, love you

Customer bought this in. They "turned on the wrong burner"