Can we all agree...

That twitter is beyond saving.

always proud of those 10 lines 👏

Meanwhile our php

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Docs!

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

Well here's how I see things going:

Intel and AMD ditch their assembly architectures for Scratch, because drag and drop is very popular lately.

The Boolean is renamed to the biggot by SJW leaders for only supporting binary views.

You must first ask consent to add an item to a linked list, because forcing two items together promotes rape culture.

Apple removes the "h" and "7" keys on all laptop models and gives no reason for their actions.

Linus Torvalds grows an extra middle finger, and it still isn't enough.

Nintendo makes Mario gay and Luigi black to be more inclusive.

LG makes a curved monitor that curves away from you rather than towards you. People buy it in confusion.

Everyone makes the same ad revenue on YouTube, and it is rebranded to OurTube. Luckily, they were able to keep the color scheme.

People finally realize that machine learning is just math, and stop using it everywhere. (Just kidding lol)

AMD and Gucci merge. Nobody understands why.

This passes all unit tests

Lol...

i need this rn

😂 you definitely should

I bought a System76 laptop. They're headquartered in the same city where I live. In the "special instructions" section of the checkout process, I put, "I'm buying this because Apple took away my escape key."

This note came today.

Best 😂😂😂

Why Apple developer are up at night?

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

+ I’m an animator at Rockstar Games
- Wow what do you do
+ Don’t ask

Makes sense

TCP vs UDP

Search some code in Stack overflow, copy/paste on the production project.

Windows: everything is proprietary and inconsistent

Mac: everything is expensive

Linux: everything is a text file

They removed the coffee machine from our floor.

Mother fuckers.

made my day

Guess I'm moving to Bel-Air then...

Great tweet 😌

Today my friend discovered a mechanical calculator at school, we were playing around with it for >1hour, very cool

A lot of phrases we use in software would make awesome alternative-rock band names.

- Integer Overflow
- Curly Braces
- Recursion
- Callback Hell
- Daemon Processes
- Nested Loop
- Regular Expressions

Source: Twitter

Dear assholes of the internet. Next time you publish an article/tutorial/story etc, PUT THE FUCKING PUBLICATION DATE AT THE TOP.

I don’t care about your need to be minimalist, FUCK YOU, INCLUDE THE DATE.

It works 😄😄

Kids these days 🤐

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.