So I got an email yesterday. The balls on this fucking guy.

I had to add a "I'm not a robot" checkbox to protect an email address written in a page reachable only from our intranet. Boss asked, I executed.

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

Sometime I’m developing in Rust and I do something wrong.

Then I look at the terminal and it says...

“You did X, did you mean to do Y”

Then I do it and it works perfectly, and I’m like...

Why do I even have a job if the compiler is this good?

I'm having double feelings right now.

On my way to a best friends birthday party, really in for that!

Just bought a (for me) big dedicated server and can't wait to install it/play around with it!

😖😅

Bought that server from a friend yesterday.

About to buy a second dedicated server (second hand) with 32gb's of ram!

This is getting out of hand 😅

Got some new buddies! (@Alice, what do you think of that stress heart? 😊)

Bought an old dell server from a friend since I'm moving to a new place with faster Internet soon!

Searching for few-tb hdd's now and can go to 11gb ram instead of the 1,5 it has right now as well (that friend has that ram available for purchase).

Exciting things!

Makes Perfect Sense..

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

When 1 update isn't enough

Oooouuuu got em <3

When developers write to santa

Sleeplessness !

What kind of tattoo would you like for yourself guys? I think this is pretty creative.

For fucks sack I just created my server and fail2ban already blocked 6 IP addresses dafuq is going on on the internet 😓

Nope.. Not doing that.

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

this. is. very. common.

Olivia Wilde's jawline is better structured than my code :-/
*internal screaming*

For the privacy conscious people under us, take a look at the search engine searx.me.

'but I don't believe it respects privacy when it's not open sour.... ' - it's entirely open source.

You can even install it on your own server!

In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

It's funny because it's true

I'll just tell the client it's where developers go to complain about difficult bugs in their code...

Snowden doesn't fuck around

I just want my internet back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶