When you dare play any of these wk37 pranks on me

The Matrix. Then use the brains of the people plugged in like a computer cluster for large calculations.

Which sphere is more interesting: Unix DevOps or Java EE?

What language to choose next? C# or Java? I'm currently working with Python3...

from math import randint
lines = code.lines()
bugs = lines + randint(1, 10)

Replaced all semi colons with the Greek question mark.
i watched him as he spent over 3½ hours trying to debug it.

Yeah... Right...

You got to love linux.
But linux doesn't love anyone else.

Source: https://bash.cyberciti.biz/guide/...

I frckin HATE people who say 'Ah, you can program now? So can you make a game for me? I even have some ideas!, bla bla blurb...'
It makes me wanna hurt them. And the really, really sad thing about it is: nearly no one understands why.

Just got tasked with working on a Wordpress theme built in Lattescript.

Why. Seriously.

to the guy who uses myISAM every where :
TRANSACTIONS MOTHERFUCKER DO U KNOW THEM ?

fakeupdate.net F11 a little boring :/

Somehow wk37: At my workplace you get "caked" if you don't lock your computer. Which actually means that its very likely that someone will write in company wide chat that you will bring cake tomorrow. :)

Escape finally did it ..!

I think a "follow" or "add friend" feature here on devRant might be good (+direct messaging) 😆

shutdown -s -t 1925000 -c “System error: overloaded porn folder”

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

I hate when a software update changelog looks like this:

The latest update is now available, update your software to get the most out of it.

I want a fucking changelog before updating my things. Like: fixed a bug, new button with cool new feature. Just something. I have to know. Can't just install something blindly that could ruin my software, especially when it's not reversible..

When someone sends me a .docx with bugs, I feel like sending them a .js file with the fixes.

What is machine learning?

For April Fools at a school I worked for, I printed off one of those "Your printer has been upgraded to be voice activated" signs and put it on their fairly new printer, went into the room opposite and waited. I heard far far too many teachers saying "Copy!" repeatedly, getting more and more agitated before 'manually' copying their document. I had to come clean before I left at lunch time because one of the teachers got quite angry at the prospect of a voice activated photocopier and refused to use it that way. The following year April Fools was on a school holiday so I couldn't pull it in the school I was in that day but i fully expect it to work somewhere else.

Hiring only rockstar developers

BA: we have 16meg download yet mine is only going at 2..
Me: sounds about right.
BA: are you an idiot?
Me: *I don't need to explain myself to scum like you*

The intern’s first day as a bug fixer

Debugging 101

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

Inventor of Python: "Let's make the syntax annoyi....different. Let's make it different."

A random number generator

foreach line in codebase {
bug++
}

Frontend vs Backend