Found this somewhere and started crying

What a legend!

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

Sleeping bundle of joy.

Repeat after me: "Microsoft Excel is not Open Source!"

Correct...

Alright! JS Devs... make a noise!

Too many js frameworks

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Run, it’s the task manager

It's not a bug, it's a feature

Time to print out project source code

Me ( everytime uses print() for debugging )
Actual debugger function : Am I a joke to you ?

Fuck! I am never gonna get hired again. I fucking suck at live coding. My mind just fucking gets blocked. On simple shit like arrays. I still suck at regular expressions though. Fucking failed Amazon and now wayfare.!!!! Fuck my fucking god dam life.

the truth about python...

Always 😂😂😂

Glad to tell you I'm attending the Bunq Hackathon 2.0 in two weeks!

Any ranters who'll be there too?

Made me laugh/cringe

HTML emails are pain in the ass. don't @ me

Saw this from a friend of a friend of a friend and made my own meme.

2 unit tests 0 integration tests. Hacky code to fix it.

So apparently I got added to a Python dev group by a random person.
I thought okay cool I might learn new things and connect with some great people in the industry.
Turned out that it was just a bunch of noobs.

When I gave an honest response to a question asked by the admin (who turned out to be a noob as well), he kicked me out.
I honestly don't know if there's any official certification for Python other that the one I said.

So true 😂😂😂

But why can't I float:center?!

Collapsed tags - they rarely mean anything else but trouble.

#Javascript 👾

With that many github commits, how is the sign not working?

languages...

Today I used JavaScript. And from now on I have a PTSD.

How the hell does a guy miss a urinal? What the hell? Are they standing three feet (1 meter) away? And who the hell manages to hit the wall above the urinal? Seriously, the floor is a sopping mess. The wall is a sopping mess. Makes you want to hold it in till you get home. Just, yech!