One shouldn't use 'rm -r' late at night -_- just deleted my entire NAS storage thinking I was in another directory

my client didn't pay me, so i opensourced his project :(

I think my boss hates me 🤭 she accepted my meeting invite, I made eye contact with her on my way to the meeting room, she just looked up and then back down. Now here I am, been waiting for her to show up for 10 minutes 🙃

After reading this post I'm like what's next ? No fukin iPhones in the box just $999 for a satisfying unboxing experience

After the technical round, HR to me. Do you have a girlfriend? If not why? People in your age probably have one.

Me looking at a 3 year old branch that needs to be rebased to current master

When you come back from your coffee break, and realize you just wrote 40 lines of Python, but the app you're working in was written in NodeJS. I really need this coffee.

Well he can demand anything, isnt it..😂😝

Wife: Lets buy smart frame
Me: hmm, I have some spare raspberry pi and LCDs...

Happens only in Bangalore...

School holidays be like:

"Yea! I finally have time to do projects that I like!"

When school starts again:

"How dafuq did I manage to do absolutely nothing in the past month?!?!"

Productivity level 10000...

Git blame strikes again

I somehow want to make an ai that analyses porn videos and learns to distinguish the parts when he cums on her face. I would call it facial recognition.

Sorry.

while (BossChangesHisMind ())
{
doNothing ();
}

Ever wondered where did ಠ_ಠ come from? It's from my native language called Kannada. ಠ is pronounced as Ta

Sooo true...

When StackOverflow is the only one, who believes in you

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Confession: If I weren't a programmer, I probably would have never used a single semicolon in my life!

This is accurate af 😂😆

Bill gates found a bottle in his garden.
He decided to rub it thrice (whyever) and a geany surged.

Bill gates: h.. He.. Hello?
Geany : hi, im willing to give you one wish as you saved me
Bill gates: I WANT WORLD PEACE, HERE IS THE MAP WITH ALL THE WARS ON THE WORLD!!
Geany: thats impossible. Other wishes?
Bill gates: fix every bug in windows vista!
Geany: gimme that world map

Fix it without internet

#office 😂

I am just a relatively newbie at devRant, but if I see something like in the picture I feel like devRant needs a feature to subscribe/unsubscribe to an rant without commenting.

(Don't know if this has already been discussed here)

Don't be mad at CSS. Be mad at the DOM.

I get nervous every time I go on highway 401 and 404 in Toronto area. Cuz I feel like I'm either on the wrong highway or the highway doesn't exist. If y'all know what I mean, feel how I feel😜

My team mate has just found the best conditional statement I've ever seen, in a source code he received from the client.
if (1 == 1)... and it has an else branch :D

Just for fun I am making an RPG Maker game called "IT Quest" where you go on a 40 hour long quest just to get the security team to modify a user. The game will feature tons of mandatory side quests and a convoluted plot that requires descending into the depths of the server room to find a virgin followed by a sacrificial ritual over the broken fax machine. And ultimately the security team just closes your request without telling you why and you have to fight the final boss of the game, Zeromus who runs security. When you defeat him you get the golden CAT5 cable of time which you beat the person who closed your request with until he reopens it and does his damned job.