That one actually made me chuckle

Seems legit

I got accepted to CTU in Prague! (ČVUT)
Yay! 🎉🎉🎉

Poor soul...

A moment of silence for our fellow dev whom had to experience such a horrendous pain.

When you're hardcore full-stack

I want to work in backend and my fucking company want me to learn FRP in which I have no fucking interest 😫😭

When somebody on devRant tells you to calm down

Oh hello sunrise

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

This is my collection of geeky stickers! Do you like it? :)

Got a star on GitHub once

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

I want a TV program like "Kitchen Nightmares" but with IT companies.
And with Linus Torvalds in place of Gordon Ramsey

F*ckin managers...

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

The beginning of my freelancing time. I was so naive. Didn't even used contracts...

This one client wanted a website with 2 specific features until a certain time. It should look nice, but only the features functionality was defined. All seemed reasonable at first.

I delivered 2 weeks before the deadline. The client was furious, as it didn't look like they imagined. They wrote me 8 lengthy emails with very fractioned feedback. It was becoming unreasonable.

But hey, I'm a newbie in this business. I have to make myself a name, I thought.
Oh was I naive....

This whole project went on for 2 more months. The client was unhappy with every change and 2-5 emails a day with new demands were coming in. I was changing things they wanted done 2 days ago, because they changed their mind.

Then they started to get personal. They were insulting me and even my family. My self-confidence dropped to an all-time low.

In the end I just sent them all the code for free and went to therapy.

BTW: this was also my most important experience, as things went up hill from then on. As Yoda once said: The greatest teacher, failure is.

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Did you say security?

pshht 🤫😄

This is a valid point.

My clients be like

😯😯😯

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

Don't try this at home 😋

When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

me.children += 1;
^_^

I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

JSON Bourne